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re: Texas Motor Speedway wants to one up Battle at Bristol with Texas vs A&M - KaiserSoze99
frick that, and frick the longhorns. I would be interested in a yearly game with, say Nebraska or somebody like that. ...
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re: Any chance SC pulls the upset over A&M? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]Any chance SC pulls the upset over A&M?[/quote] Not only yes, but frick yes. This Aggy team has proved NOTHING. We won a nail-biter AT HOME against a really shitty, way overrated UCLA team. Rosen is the Jewish version of LSU's JJ. He's probably not even the best QB on UCLA's roster. ...
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re: An Interesting Read on the Texas A&M Offensive Philosophy Shift - KaiserSoze99
[quote]I'm not saying A&M doesn't have issues. We do. And so does Auburn. But they're a pretty good team. And so is LSU, who just got beat by Auburn. And so is Arkansas, who just got hammered by 3 TDs by A&M. We have issues. We're a 9-3 team, I think. But we're better than you're giving us credi...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]it's been proven, sitting on a bicycle seat for long periods of time is really really bad for sperm production. but that's probably not a concern to folks to wear tights and shave their legs as a hobby. [/quote] Well shite. If I had known that I wouldn't have spent the money getting sni...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote][img]http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/73/66/d739f61d3b576b0e694fafd0a14e08d3-bike-has-dildo-instead-of-seat.jpg[/img][/quote] :drool: Got Dammit, that pic makes me frickin' horny. It would be better if it were a tandem (a bike for 2) with vibrating shafts. :dude: :nana: We...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]Fair enough. Yeah, my average ride is about 15 miles and I've not done longer than 25 yet. I just go out for an hour when my knee is feeling especially sore and I need a break from running. My arse was super sore the first few times but I just toughed it out and now it's not too bad. But I c...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]i love passing those pansies with my mountain bike on a concrete path in the city. all that gear and a $5k bike and they still don't understand it's the engine, not the accessories generating speed.[/quote] Yep. A very expensive bike will no doubt make you faster, but that is only jus...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]On a serious note, are you one of those biking queers that wear the whole ridiculous get up? I run about 40 miles a week but do own a bike as well. And when I do ride it, I don't feel the need to stuff myself in a loud, tacky-as-hell spandex shirt and micro shorts. I ride in athletic shorts a...
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re: An Interesting Read on the Texas A&M Offensive Philosophy Shift - KaiserSoze99
[quote]We'll see what happens when Knight is gone. He won the game against us single handedly with his scrambling ability.[/quote] Knight was adequate. That's all we need him to be. That game was more about Auburn having a bunch of issues, rather than Aggy actually being good. Look at the stat...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
I also have really weird tan lines. You get lots of sun putting in 200 miles a week during the summer. I have a sharp line about 3 inches above my knees and about 4 inches above my elbows. :lol: It looks stupid. ...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]So do you shave to mid-thigh and let your arse hair go wild? It's like a fur-speedo.[/quote] :lol: It's like you know about this or something. ...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
Are their any LSU fans who enjoy cycling? Surely, somebody in purple and gold loves the sport? ...
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re: An Interesting Read on the Texas A&M Offensive Philosophy Shift - KaiserSoze99
Cliffnotes: Aggy -- STAAACKED SEC -- FUUUUUUCKED :dunno: We started playing big boy football with a Chief-lead defense and an offense that smashes the ball down your Got Damn throats. It has helped. But, in the tradition of sports print media writing about Aggy, it ended negative...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
...and, by the way. Should we Aggy and Corndogs organize a 75(ish) mile ride on Thanksgiving week (20mph pace)? ...
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re: Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
[quote]I like to ride my bike too.. Don't feel the need to shave my legs. I'll leave that too Aggies fans[/quote] My legs are silky smooth and frickING AWESOME!!! :nana: ...
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Alright Punks!!! The Truth about REAL MEN? - KaiserSoze99
They shave their legs: [img]http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/2015/10/05/1/sagan_bik_670.jpg[/img] The Hulk [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Contador.jpg width=700[/img] El Pistolero (the pistol) [img]http://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/04/59/ef/a5/73002917...
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re: This is what Jealousy looks like - KaiserSoze99
[quote]I am 100% unequivocally against removing confederate statues and references, and I'm black. How can we remember the past if we just erase it and pretend it didn't happen. No, that shite happened and we need to be reminded of it so we don't do the same thing again.[/quote] I think the symb...
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re: Jeb Bush already contacting donors regarding 2020 - KaiserSoze99
All those Jeb donors should just give me 1/10 the money they gave Jeb, and we would all end up better off financially, and get the same result....
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re: Opinion about Sports on Earth's list of 100 greatest CFB coaches of all-time? - KaiserSoze99
The two Aggy on the list are too low. (Stalling and Neyland) :spank: ...
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re: Very scary article 10 years removed from the one it mimics - KaiserSoze99
Jesus. That gives me the frickin' heebee jeebeez. Worst time in Aggy football history ...
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