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re: WTH? Is Mettenburger Amish?

Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28338 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:09 pm to
I thought Amish didn't have the stache, just the beard.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16420 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:11 pm to
He wants to get on Amish mafia so he can bang Esther.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30282 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64332 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:14 pm to
Better than 70's porn star pot pie look
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30282 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

I thought Amish didn't have the stache, just the beard.

Isn't that Mormon?
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61108 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:17 pm to
I appreciate the link to a video that begins with
a 30 sec commercial.

Posted by OzChuffnugg
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
1469 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

If you didnt have crazy facial hair at some point in college your college experience was not complete


This!

I would grow a similar beard during dead week and finals before christmas and not shave or trim it until syllabus day next semester. People often thought I was a hobo when I would return to my home town. All the christmas photos from the college years are very flattering! He is a kid let him live. I didn't like the Ron Burgundy stache tho, I'll admit that!
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50767 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:47 pm to
hope he grows it until we lose
Posted by JonTheTigerFan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
6784 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Mettenburger


Who?
Posted by bayouballs
Member since Apr 2012
505 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:52 pm to
Oh no! First the mettstache and now the mettenbush!
Put in Rivers!
Posted by Tmacelroy12
Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

First the mettstache

Bring it back

Posted by glenoaks
Austin
Member since Mar 2009
3335 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Why you worried? You wanna frick him or something?



One shot kill
This post was edited on 3/14/13 at 1:58 pm
Posted by tubucoco
las vegas, nevada
Member since Oct 2007
32994 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:03 pm to
Anything you need to improve on Mettenberger?? POCKET frickIN AWARENESS
Posted by Big Lake
Member since Jul 2011
3844 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:25 pm to
Mett was real aware of your mother's pocket.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52606 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:27 pm to
Does he think this is a joke. it's spring practice, he better start getting serious NOW
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16523 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Is Mettenburger Amish?

Yep




Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22777 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:41 pm to
Beard. Beard!!!! What about the fact that Mett is now 7'3"???
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:47 pm to
A college kid with weird facial hair?

Get out if town!
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7017 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:54 pm to
I had one of the worst pube moustaches ever when I was a senior in high school."

That's wonderful.
Posted by SOL
Garland, TX
Member since Jan 2004
2950 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:54 pm to
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