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Why does Miles wear a jacket in middle of summer?

Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:16 am
Posted by Screamer
Texas
Member since Apr 2012
185 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:16 am
That nylon jacket he wore during the entire game had to be sweltering. Why does he do that. My son-in-law said he always wears a jacket. Is he hiding something? Like a bullet proof vest?
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202829 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:17 am to
quote:

Is he hiding something? Like a bullet proof vest?




Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72937 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Like a bullet proof vest?


If I were LSU's coach I would sure want one.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72061 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:19 am to
It keeps his swag from escaping.

You see, he has a congenital disorder known as "swagitis". It results in the body excreting chronically inflamed swag.

It's well known that the only way to treat this disorder is nylon jackets.
Posted by Fugly
ATX
Member since Dec 2007
277 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:19 am to
He likes to feel the pain of his players....and lose a little weight
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:20 am to
I have no explanation, although people here will tell you you're dumb for asking. I was sweating my balls off in shorts and a tshirt and out trots Les in his fricking jacket.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21838 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:21 am to
Old man strength also translates to heat tolerance.

You'll learn one day young one.
Posted by tigabait01
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
4734 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:21 am to
He wears a bag to piss in and it's under the jacket.
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9245 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:26 am to
He wears an "S" on his shirt under the jacket.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:27 am to
us old folks can be cold in the heat




trust me
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11588 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:29 am to
its where he keeps his synthetic tiger stadium grass pouch that he wears around his neck like a bag of jew gold.
Posted by dixiepokerace
Member since Sep 2011
313 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:29 am to
He's hiding moobs.
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4701 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:33 am to
WTF did you just say Party?
Posted by bearhc
Member since Sep 2009
4933 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:34 am to
Packing
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4776 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:38 am to
If you have circulatory issues you might need extra layers of clothing. This s why Terry Francona always had a pullover on over his jersey regardless of temperature.
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7070 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:38 am to
Seriously, Leslie is very sensitive about his protruding belly he cannot get rid of.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:39 am to
Real answer is that he wears it every game so that the players see the same thing when they look over to the sideline. It gives them a sense of familiarity and instilled calmness. At least that's what he has said in the past.
Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:39 am to
It is common for adolescents in the junior high as well as high school settings to wear jackets year round irregardless the climate. Adolescent psychologists suggest that is the result of a poor body image. Also, gynescomastia is a frequent occurrence among adolescent males.

Not certain on Les’ moob status, however.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9157 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:39 am to
I asked my son the same thing when I they showed him on the sidelines..... Possibly the ice water running thru his veins
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10321 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 8:47 am to
quote:

My son-in-law said he always wears a jacket. Is he hiding something? Like a bullet proof vest?



You are on to him...
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