Thoughts from a Gators Fan, like you give a $&?%

Greeting Tiger Fans and Fellow Bammer Haters.

I post here once a year, like you give a $%#+. Normally, I'm fired up like you guys for our newly inspired mutual hate to be played out on the field. However, this year I'm just as excited about watching this game as I am watching house hunters reruns with the wife. Thanks Coac O and Coach Donkey, I mean Mac for sub-par products.

(Side note: at least we don't have Butchy at 10-r-c. That guy combines the potential constant annurism of Coach O with the brain fart game skills of our butter toothed Coach)

On to the game, we suck, so do you. We are recently inspired by our Big win over Vandy (yup, that's a high for us). Our starting QB of one game is out, as is our best WR, Cleveland. Our running game has picked up, thanks to a freshman back Davis, so expect tight play calling from us. No Surprise.

Our 5th straight year of a 100+ ranked offense is aimed right at tiger nation. Scared? I thought so.

On D, we are definitely not DBU. Not. Even. Close. Fortunately, your passing game is like ours, blah. We're OK stopping the run, but not great. Fournette pt 2 should get his.

In my opinion, which isn't worth pi$$, is the more motivated team will win as both have equal talent and equal coaching (or lack thereof). Do you guys want revenge from last year when we stole a victory and redemption from Troy. (at least Georgia F'ing Southern didn't come in your house, make a sandwich, and hit on your wife like us 4 years ago). Or do the Gators, fresh off a big Vandy win (sigh) continue the momentum?

Low Scoring game, swamp makes a difference. Gators 17, LSU 13.

Side bet, crappy coaching moves during game: coach O:5, coach Mac 456,765,568,568.

P.S.
Thanks for the extra home game, and our team thanks you for the sandwich they ate in your house last year. (Still a rivalry, gotta talk some)

Beat Bama!