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"Starkville is Indian for trailer park."

Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:24 pm
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
Member since Jan 2009
9843 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:24 pm
I know it was Skip that said this, but what are some more good jokes/sayings/whatever about our opponents from "The World's Biggest Little Trailer Park"?
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14664 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:27 pm to
All the ones I know come from Skip.

"A tornado hit Starkville and caused a million dollars worth of improvements."
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79715 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Starkville is Indian for trailer park


I've been there; can confirm.
Posted by camplsu
Section 210
Member since Feb 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:29 pm to
The loneliest guy in Starkville is the tooth fairy
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:34 pm to
The fact that they needed their best player in history and senior front seven two deep and a inexperienced LSU team to win in 2014.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10270 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:35 pm to
What's a girl from Starkville say after sex?

Get off me daddy your crushing my cigarettes!
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:37 pm to
How do you keep a state girl from biting her nails?
































Make her wear shoes
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

your
Nice. Your self awareness is astoundingly bad.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11607 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:51 pm to
When I check into a hotel in Starkville I request a room without a view.
Posted by Todd515151
Shreveport, LA
Member since Dec 2004
714 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:07 pm to
The population of Starkville never changes: Girl gets pregnant; guy leaves town. - great Skip quote
Posted by SwatMitchell
Austin, TX
Member since Jan 2005
2312 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:54 pm to
"There's only one beauty parlor there, and they only give estimates..."
Posted by Sweet daddy
Member since Jan 2016
1037 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:36 pm to
After Katrina FEMA has never recovered one trailer from Starkville out of 10,000 ..
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:39 pm to
A rare new disease called CHLAMYDIARRHEA has emerged. Only 300 cases nationally, but all in Starkville.

Town churchcowbell rings 300 times each day to honor these rare souls and their oozing, fouled, grisly underparts.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19303 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:45 pm to
It's against the law to smuggle books into Starkvegas. To elaborate on a previous one: Skip told his A.D. that every time the team plays in Starkvegas, he has to increase his per diem as he pays more for a room without a view. If Skip got on a roll, he could whip these out like snapping his fingers.
Posted by KajunGun
Bossier City, LA.
Member since Dec 2007
103 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:32 pm to
What do you call a pretty girl in Starksville? A Tourist!
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24308 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:50 pm to
The toothbrush was invented in Starkville. If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166322 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:53 pm to
why did the bull dog cross the road?













to go frick his sister.
Posted by KajunGun
Bossier City, LA.
Member since Dec 2007
103 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:49 pm to
What do you call a pretty girl in Starksville? A Tourist!
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:57 pm to
After a MooState win.

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