Rocky Top Thirteennesse

Rocky Top Thirteennesse

Wish that I could count on rocky top,
Vols tryin’ thirteen on defense again?
Ain’t no eleven on defense on rocky top,
Ain’t no chance in Hell Vols’ll win

Once there was a Fulmer on rocky top,
Half donut, the other half man.
Wild about criminals, drank too much soda pop,
Vols still dream of ’98 when they can.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Thirteen on defense to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top Thirteennesse, rocky top Thirteennessee.

Once Lane Kiffin climbed on rocky top,
Lookin’ for a program to kill.
Kiffin flew the coup from rocky top,
Stiffed the Vols with the bill.

Derek Dooley hasn’t done much on rocky top,
And his dad coached across the border.
Ain’t unusual these days to see rocky top
Leavin before the fourth quarter.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Thirteen on defense to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top Thirteennesse, rocky top Thirteennessee.

Now Vols have had years of shoddy play,
Rocky top ain’t got no more luck.
Now games turn into a long day
Because these days the Vols really suck.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Thirteen on defense to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top Thirteennesse, rocky top Thirteennessee.