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Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:17 pm to boomtapp
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For a laugh, go here: List of Mr. Riches' suits
Ah, well in this inmates case, apparently his only reason is 100% pure crazy.
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:19 pm to Tigercat
I like the one where he tried to sue Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson.
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:21 pm to ProjectP2294
those colors are blinding, you know the "yellow" 
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:22 pm to boomtapp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
quote:Sounds like a self-aggrandizing attention whore. And with restraint, I resist further comment
Jonathan Lee Riches is a prisoner known for the many lawsuits he has filed in various United States district courts. Riches is incarcerated at Federal Transfer Center (FTC) Oklahoma City, for wire fraud under the terms of a plea bargain.
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
I hope one of those attorney members of TigerPimpNation filed a Motion to BeotchSlap Plaintiff and Dismiss Complaint 
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:43 pm to TigersMaul Bammers
This may be the BEST THREAD EVER...CLASSIC 
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:48 pm to juice4lsu
he sued OJ Simpson and and says, "OJ wants to murder my mind with black gloves." aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:49 pm to SlowFlowPro
hope the author gets back on his meds soon
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:51 pm to SlowFlowPro
Here's the classic..
"LSU cheats on football field with yellow colors that blinds opponents"
"LSU cheats on football field with yellow colors that blinds opponents"
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:55 pm to Cheetah Flex
ha hes got an 843 charleston area code he must be close by ill go stop by the prson and talk to him and explain to him that he should be suing the gumps or someone else
Posted on 4/12/09 at 9:55 pm to Cheetah Flex
:lol: :lol:
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:14 pm to Tigergreg
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The plaintiff was a prisoner, a crazy one at that!
No way!
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:18 pm to LSUtigahs28
"We also wear yellow colors that blind opponents" Personally I think he was on to something.
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:29 pm to LSUgotserved12
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Some of Riches' defendants are not even people or potentially suable. These include "Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party" and the "13 tribes of Israel"
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:34 pm to geauxtigahs87
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Plaintiff: Jonathan Lee Riches Defendant: Hurricane Katrina, Ray Nagin, Moby Dick, Disney's Typhoon Lagoon, Oceans ll and Unidentified Parties
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July 14,2007: My cellmate at Ft. Williamsburg is a seaturtle
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June 10, 2007: Ray nagin personally told me that he is secretly turning New Orleans into an all-white "vanilla" city
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:36 pm to StTiger
This guy is awesome!!!! Gives me a good laugh, and if you make me laugh out loud reading my computer, i think you are pretty awesome!!!
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:45 pm to mlttiger
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Prisoner Johnathan Lee Riches© seeks $63 billion backed by gold and silver delivered via UPS from Michael Vick for allegedly stealing his two pit bulls and using them for dog fighting. Prisoner also alleges that Vick damaged the RFID chips in the plaintiff's dog collars, sold plaintiff's dogs on eBay and used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran Government. Plaintiff also alleges that Michael Vick subjected him to microwave testing, but that's not all...
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Plaintiff sued defendants David Beckham d/b/a "Soccer Player" and Victoria Beckham d/b/a "Posh Spice" for soccer piracy. Plaintiff alleged that Beckham uses satellite precision guided soccer balls that are remote-controlled by British agent James Bond and Pakistani intelligence. These agents allegedly move the balls into the net after Beckham touches them. This supposedly garners defendant more commercials, a key to any U.S. city, and Iraqi national bank loot, which Beckham kicks back to Buckingham Palace. Plaintiff also alleges that Beckham is an illegal alien that did not have to make a stop at Ellis Island, that Plaintiff suffered lead poisoning from a Mattel soccer ball he received from defendant Beckham, that Posh Spice uses Old Spice, and that Beckham told Frenchman Zidane to head butt him last month.
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Plaintiff charges that defendant Theodore John Kaczynski is trying to unabomb his life because plaintiff won't return his manuscript that he received from the Washington Post. Plaintiff also alleges that defendant is rounding up all the Teds in the world to hurt him, including Ted Kennedy, Ted Bundy, Ted Turner, Bill and Ted, Ted Nugent, Teddy Bears, and Teddy Rumpskin.
I can't stop looking at this stuff...
Posted on 4/12/09 at 10:52 pm to StTiger
quote:HAHAHAHAHA
Posh Spice uses Old Spice
Posted on 4/12/09 at 11:07 pm to SlowFlowPro
i just noticed his official title as plaintiff was
jonathon lee riches d/b/a dr. blood's orgy or organs
jonathon lee riches d/b/a dr. blood's orgy or organs
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