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Knot in stomach indicating impending doom
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:08 pm
The last few years it was when the other team had the ball and needed a score at the end of the half or the end of the game. That knot is gone. YAHOO.
However... Doc... Now I get a knot in my stomach on every kickoff and punt... Does anyone have a cure for this? I feel great the rest of the game... What the hell is causing it???????????
However... Doc... Now I get a knot in my stomach on every kickoff and punt... Does anyone have a cure for this? I feel great the rest of the game... What the hell is causing it???????????
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Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:10 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
It's called constipation
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:14 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
Probably cancer.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:16 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
Diarrhea?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:19 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
The obligatory...AIDS
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:20 pm to Mouth
Well.. it definitely leads to both constipation and the runs AT THE SAME TIME... But WHAT IS CAUSING THIS CRAP????
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:22 pm to Mouth
Terminal Peveto. Seems untreatable. Can be contracted through poorly prepared special teams and BBQ. BDP is similar to BPH in that it causes erectile dysfunction and the sufferer to frequently piss himself. Many times causes 11 players to simultaneously piss down their legs and a "free flow" of opposing returners to the end zone.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:22 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
keel yosef?
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:22 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
Lack of chest.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:26 pm to higgins
quote:
e sufferer to frequently piss himself.
Yep... I got that too... So there's no cure for this BDP-itis????
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:28 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
Gotta get rid of the BDP... No other option
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:29 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
I was actually relieved they went for it instead of punting with three minutes left, special teams would have screwed it up somehow.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:30 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
it amazes me how many of you tards think you are coaches at a top five university 
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:35 pm to tigermed2
Gotta get rid of the BDP... No other option
Need him as a recruiter! Reassign him and get a top notch special teams coord now!
Need him as a recruiter! Reassign him and get a top notch special teams coord now!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:37 pm to RichardCranium
Firing a coach is a way of making fake Doctors feel like they just wrote a prescription that makes a difference... How does this knot in my stomach go away??????
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:37 pm to 13SaintTiger
the first response never fails. always the best post lol
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:49 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
You need to change your tampon
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:52 pm to TopsInAmericaTim
Take the sausage out of your butt.
Should help.
Should help.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:55 pm to TigerDeBaiter
just your clit swelling up
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