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Jalen Hurts's favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks

Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:41 am
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:41 am
Buck Fama!
Posted by adamb2151
Houston, Texas
Member since Jun 2013
6586 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:42 am to
You can do better. I know it. Your nerd is showing.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:43 am to
Jalen Hurts watches Star Wars.
Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:44 am to
Jalen Hurts thought Miles deserved to finish the season.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:45 am to
My Jalen hurts when I pee.
Posted by adamb2151
Houston, Texas
Member since Jun 2013
6586 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:45 am to
Jalen Hurts plays for Bama. Enough said.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21308 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:45 am to
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Jalen Hurts watches Star Wars.


Who the frick doesn't watch Star Wars?
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:47 am to
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You can do better. I know it. Your nerd is showing


Maybe it is, but Star Wars is undeniably a pop culture phenomenon. Almost everyone gets this joke, even if it is a bit nerdy.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:48 am to
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43894 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:48 am to
Jalen Hurts likes Sam Hunt.
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 10:50 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:48 am to
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but Star Wars is undeniably a pop culture phenomenon


Maybe so, but it's hard to live long and prosper in your mom's basement, nerd.
Posted by tigbit
Member since Jun 2011
2800 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:49 am to
Jalen Hurt's thinks Patrick Peterson was out of bounds!
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:50 am to
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Maybe so, but it's hard to live long and prosper in your mom's basement, nerd.


I could explain to you why you're a dumbass for this, but that would detract from the point of the thread:

Bama sucks.
Posted by PRIMO30
Humble,TX
Member since Jan 2014
567 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:50 am to
Jalen Hurts is scared of windmills
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:53 am to
Yeah I'm sure your mom lives in Louisiana so you keep all your star war phaser guns in her attic, but that doesn't have the same zing to it.
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:53 am to
Jalen Hurts has "always been a Cubs fan"
Posted by PRIMO30
Humble,TX
Member since Jan 2014
567 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:54 am to
Jalen Hurts is Saban and his boat house maid Mammy's love child
Posted by cforester821
Unofficial TD Multimedia Guy
Member since Jun 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:55 am to
When Hurts orders the Box from Raising Canes, He substitutes the bread for extra cole slaw.
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:56 am to
Jalen Hurts can't throw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage.
Posted by PRIMO30
Humble,TX
Member since Jan 2014
567 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:57 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks KFC original recipe is Boneless.
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