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thats good. Police found a dead body in a closet at A&M. It was the 1939 hide and seek champ.

One year, the Aggies were flying into Baton Rouge from College Station on a 4-engine jet. About 30 minutes into the flight the captain comes on the P.A. system. "Ladies and genltemen, we have a problem. We have lost an engine, but don't worry, we'll still make it to Baton Rouge, we'll just be an hour late."

30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a second engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just two hours behind schedule."

30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a third engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just three hours behind schedule."

By now the players and other flyers were getting restless. After all, the game was at 7 and their flight was schedule for noon. So, 15 minutes later, when the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry, but we have lost our final engine," the team captain stood and shouted, "Oh, let me guess, we're gonna be FOUR hours late now?!"

3 Aggies go into a bar and order a round of shots. 1 Aggie says, to 57 days. The others toast to 57 days. They order another round of shots and toast again to 57 days. After the third round round where they toast to 57 days, the bartender gets curious and ask what they were toasting? 1 Aggie tells him they "just finished a jig saw puzzle in 57 days, the box said 3-4 years"

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How do Aggies practice safe sex?.........Get rid of all animals that kick.

Did you hear about the Aggie that moved from Texas to Oklahoma? - raised the average IQ of both states :rimshot:

A tremendously wealthy Texas oilman had the “perfect” daughter: She was a senior in high school, absolutely gorgeous, had an IQ of 155, was valedictorian of her class and, at age 18, she did volunteer work at the homeless shelter, sang in the church choir, and was still a virgin.

The day after HS graduation, he sat her down and said,
“Well, daughter, it’s about time you decided where you want to go to college”.

“Well, Daddy, I’ve given this a lot of thought. I know you’re not going to like this very much, but I’ve decided that I want to go to Texas A&M. I hope you’re not too mad”.

“Well, daughter, I surely can’t understand why you’d make THAT decision. But if that’s what you have your heart set on, I guess that’s what we’ll do”.

So he buys his girl a new Corvette, and lays an American Express Black card on her, and packs her off to College Station.

And once she registers for classes at Texas A&M, she is TRANSFORMED into . . . an AGGIE.

Semester break rolls around, and the girl comes home to visit. She asks to talk to her Daddy in private.

“Well, daughter -- what’s troubling you?”

“Daddy, I have some bad news, and some good news”.

“Uh-oh. Maybe you should tell me the bad news first”.

“Well, Daddy -- I’m pregnant”.

“Oh my Gawd! What could the good news possibly be?”

“I don’t think it’s mine”.

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“I don’t think it’s mine”.

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“I don’t think it’s mine”.

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awesome

Two Aggie fans were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. The first Aggie fan said, "Those are deer tracks." The second fan said, "No, they're too big to be deer tracks. They must be elk tracks." As the debate continued, they got hit by a train.