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Posted on 10/7/10 at 11:58 am to cajunpapa44
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End around to Shep who throws back to a wide-open JJ.
lol and then JJ drops it.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:06 pm to EricB
Ridley for 6 yards off left tackle.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:06 pm to Catahoula
First LSU possession:
1st: Option to the short side jefferson as usual looks dumb, doesn't make any pitch sees a guy coming, turns to his side and falls down before contact for a pick up of a half a yard
2nd: Ridley runs up the middle for a hard fought 5 yards
3rd: Miles and Crowton get confused on what down it is and what sport we are playing and with 10 sec on the play clock we make our 3rd down substitutions and get a delay of game.
Now it is 3rd and long and a pass play. Jefferson fails sees Shepard, Randle, and Peterson open for the first down because Tolliver is the primary reciever on the play and therefore he is gazing at Terrance Tolliver like he is Marissa Miller running down the feild naked. Tolliver isn't open but Jefferson throws it at his feet anyway. JJ gives Tolliver the classic Jefferson "its your fault" look.
We punt and JJ, Miles, and Crowton go to the sideline and discuss how the drive was a success because we didn't have any turnovers and they collectively get excited about getting the ball again and giving JJ another shot because he is "improving" and "forcing out the fat"....... The we keep pissing down the our leg the entire game
1st: Option to the short side jefferson as usual looks dumb, doesn't make any pitch sees a guy coming, turns to his side and falls down before contact for a pick up of a half a yard
2nd: Ridley runs up the middle for a hard fought 5 yards
3rd: Miles and Crowton get confused on what down it is and what sport we are playing and with 10 sec on the play clock we make our 3rd down substitutions and get a delay of game.
Now it is 3rd and long and a pass play. Jefferson fails sees Shepard, Randle, and Peterson open for the first down because Tolliver is the primary reciever on the play and therefore he is gazing at Terrance Tolliver like he is Marissa Miller running down the feild naked. Tolliver isn't open but Jefferson throws it at his feet anyway. JJ gives Tolliver the classic Jefferson "its your fault" look.
We punt and JJ, Miles, and Crowton go to the sideline and discuss how the drive was a success because we didn't have any turnovers and they collectively get excited about getting the ball again and giving JJ another shot because he is "improving" and "forcing out the fat"....... The we keep pissing down the our leg the entire game
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:16 pm to OzChuffnugg
quote:
First LSU possession:
1st: Option to the short side jefferson as usual looks dumb, doesn't make any pitch sees a guy coming, turns to his side and falls down before contact for a pick up of a half a yard
2nd: Ridley runs up the middle for a hard fought 5 yards
3rd: Miles and Crowton get confused on what down it is and what sport we are playing and with 10 sec on the play clock we make our 3rd down substitutions and get a delay of game.
Now it is 3rd and long and a pass play. Jefferson fails sees Shepard, Randle, and Peterson open for the first down because Tolliver is the primary reciever on the play and therefore he is gazing at Terrance Tolliver like he is Marissa Miller running down the feild naked. Tolliver isn't open but Jefferson throws it at his feet anyway. JJ gives Tolliver the classic Jefferson "its your fault" look.
We punt and JJ, Miles, and Crowton go to the sideline and discuss how the drive was a success because we didn't have any turnovers and they collectively get excited about getting the ball again and giving JJ another shot because he is "improving" and "forcing out the fat"....... The we keep pissing down the our leg the entire game
This
... and this gave me an aneurysm
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:21 pm to DrTyger
quote:
Option to the short side or zone read.
This Crap
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:26 pm to windriver
I can see them now attempting a streak down the field to try to catch Florida off guard, but it doesn't work, JJ throws into coverage, ball gets picked off and returned for 6 and from there Florida takes the momentum and game.
Hope that doesn't happen, but wouldn't surprise me with how things are going.
Hope that doesn't happen, but wouldn't surprise me with how things are going.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:26 pm to DrTyger
I hope Jefferson throws a pick frst play
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:33 pm to EricB
First play of the game, UF fumbles their kickoff
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:52 pm to EricB
JJ bomb to Rueben Randle for a 55 yard td pass.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 12:58 pm to tygerboy17
Les tries to call a timeout as the coin is being tossed to ice the ref. When he realizes this doesn't work, and we lose the coin toss, he signals to kick, thinking CUM will never see this coming. We fake the onside kick and kick it deep. UF first play - PA to Burton on a slant broken up. 2nd - Off tackle run for 4. 3rd - Brantley sacked by everyone as CUM has the line shifted out to the sideline allowing his new bromance love Burton to take over for Brantley. CUM rips off his shirt to reveal the Tebow tatoo has been burnt over for Burton and flips off Miles. PP returns the punt to the UF 23. We clock it on 1st down, then call a timeout as Miles flips off and crotch chops CUM from across the field. 2nd down - delay of game and T-Bob walks over and knocks out JJ. On 2nd down T.C is under center and we run Ridley off tackle for 6 yards. 3rd - JL is in, back shoulder fade to RR for a TD. We fake the PAT Charlie Brown style and then scramble looking for Deangelo. When he is covered we drop kick the PAT. The TV camera then flips over to Miles making this gesture to CUM with Oreo Blizard in hand
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:04 pm to EricB
False start. 
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:04 pm to ellis mike the tiger
Lee in at qb. They go play action and he hits Randle streaking down the sideline.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:06 pm to ellis mike the tiger
JJ will option short side of the field...he'll actually make the pitch to SR who being the only smart person in the backfield at the time will look at how RR/RS/TT are all wide open and throw them the ball. Then we will all say SR for QB.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:21 pm to EricB
Jasper from 60+
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:26 pm to EricB
quote:
First play of the game predictions
One team will kickoff to the other
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:37 pm to EricB
It doesn't really matter what the first or second plays are, because the third play will be a 3rd-and-long in which JJ throws a horrible pass that is caught about 2 yards short of the first down.
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:43 pm to ellis mike the tiger
quote:
ellis mike the tiger
Posted on 10/7/10 at 1:44 pm to ellis mike the tiger
ellis mike the tiger; you are hilarious.
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