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re: Do LSU students really throw piss balloons?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:08 pm to pellietigersaint
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:08 pm to pellietigersaint
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No.
Good. I'm glad to hear that it's bullshite. I was wondering how in the hell someone could pull that off. I used to work the sidelines back in the early to mid 2,000's. Had to dodge bottles, liquid, etc. when I was near the student section. I always thought about someone getting hit in the eye or something. The Georgia 2003 game was the most insane I've ever seen after the Skylar Green TD catch. The shite that was raining down in the student section was simply beyond explanation.
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Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:09 pm to teeMike
yes
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:11 pm to LSU GrandDad
Actually GrandDad, it happens all the time these days. Ever since a very helpful engineering student came in one day and taught us how to modify an innocent-looking coffee dispenser into a lean, mean piss-balloon making machine, away fans at TS have been resplendent in liquid nitrogenous waste. Sometimes past really is prologue. Or something.
This post was edited on 9/17/13 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:12 pm to Big Lake
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I don't get where the balloon rumor came from. I have always found Beer bottles were a much more effective method of distributing my piss
Beer bottle full of piss to the side of a gump head makes a hollow sound. Wonder why?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:13 pm to teeMike
Never seen during my years as a student going to games.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:21 pm to LsuTool
That's as dumb as the corn dog thing. Urban legends. We probably treat our visitors better than any other fan base. You can come and eat and drink all day at hundreds of tailgates courtesy of Tiger fans..
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:23 pm to junkfunky
Outstanding pic junky 
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:25 pm to teeMike
Never seen it. If I did I would literally call the po-po because that is bull shite
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:29 pm to Jrv2damac
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If it's ever been done, it is probably difficult to make.
I've seen this posted a couple times today with all the talk about that dumb auburn fan thread. It got me thinking how one would make a piss balloon. I thought of the perfect way.
You know those huge syringes that are used for jello shots? I have a box of 400 of those. Piss in one of them. Then you have something to apply the needed pressure to fill up a water/piss balloon.
This post was edited on 9/17/13 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:33 pm to teeMike
Ive never done it in my 3 years
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:33 pm to chalupa
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You know those huge syringes that are used for jello shots? I have a box of 400 of those. Piss in one of them. Then you have something to apply the needed pressure to fill up a water/piss balloon.
Jeezus Christ dude.
Take those puppies and paint the Toonces logo on them.
Go to EBay and advertise "Official LSU Piss Balloon Dispensers". Start the bidding at $9.99 a pop.
Profit.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:37 pm to teeMike
If I got hit by a piss balloon I would make sure the guy went to jail that night. I would press as many charges as I could against the perpetrator. I would then file a civil law suit against him and his family. If the kid was a student I would contact the school and try to get him expelled from the university..............that's all.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:37 pm to teeMike
DKE's might!
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:37 pm to teeMike
One of my favorite posts on this site:
1) It's physically impossible to make a piss balloon... so unless you have a power hose for a dick, you're not going to be able to produce enough pressure to blow up any sort of balloon with your urine.
2) All Tiger fans have power hoses for dicks. So yes, beware of the piss balloon!!!!!!!!
1) It's physically impossible to make a piss balloon... so unless you have a power hose for a dick, you're not going to be able to produce enough pressure to blow up any sort of balloon with your urine.
2) All Tiger fans have power hoses for dicks. So yes, beware of the piss balloon!!!!!!!!
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:41 pm to teeMike
at the LSU flag burning incident there were piss balloons used in all seriousness
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:43 pm to teeMike
Only time I've heard anything of it was when that hippy grad student threatened to burn an American flag on campus during final weeks in May of 2011. That was also a rumor, but it's the only time I've heard of it being done.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:44 pm to Big Lake
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at the LSU flag burning incident there were piss balloons used in all seriousness
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:45 pm to teeMike
I've been making piss balloons all week. I plan on throwing them at anyone I see wearing blue or orange on Saturday.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:46 pm to Dire Wolf
I generally just pull my dick out, walk to the edge of the upperdeck and urinate on all opposing fans below me.
Yes. I pull my dick out first. Then walk.
Yes. I pull my dick out first. Then walk.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 7:50 pm to teeMike
Been going to games for a hell if a long time and never seen it happen...that shite would get your arse put in jail with quickness
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