re: Come on over...

There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled,
"Yeah, 45! 45!" The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?"
One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!"

What is the difference between an Aggie and a carp?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Haha resorting to the Well Kirk Herbstriet said this line. That is the same guy who said Florida State was the #1 team in the country after about week 5. Look how that one panned out. Just so you know, the media is a little over hyped.

Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!

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Actually, most LSU fans consider Tiger Droppings to be the lower grade LSU forum

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Germans

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I felt like moving it to the larger thread. Sue me.

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Did yall hear about the Aggie fan that got locked out his car? He spent two hours tryin to get his wife and kids out

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I did read about that. And to make matters worse, it was beginning to rain, and he needed to get into the car to put the top back up on the convertible before his interior ruined.

Two ags sitting in the stands witness Revielle run out to midfield and begin licking his balls. One ag says to the other one, "I sure wish I could do that." Second ag says, "I reckon he'd bite you if you tried."

At the end of the night, the Aggie turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up
spending hundreds of dollars?"
And she says, "Because I'm a prostitute.