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re: Aggie Jokes
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:12 pm to jammintiger
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:12 pm to jammintiger
An aggie was driving through campus one day and he saw two other aggies trying to paddle a canoe across a random field. Furious, the first aggie jumped out of his car, ran to the side of the road and yelled... "hey idiots... it's people like you that give this institution a bad name. If i could swim I would come out there and kick your butts".
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:13 pm to oilfieldtiger
this aggie took his longtime girlfriend on a date one night and after he drove her home and was kissing her, he couldn't take it anymore and asked her to go all the way. she responded with "i told you no and that we were gonna wait til marriage". so, the aggie decided that he couldn't wait any longer and he was going to pleasure himself on the way home by parking his truck in the middle of the road, closing his eyes, getting underneath the truck and finishing his business. if anyone would discover him, he would simply say that he was fixing his transmission.
so, he parked his truck, closed his eyes, and crawled underneath truck and started. well, a stranger noticed him and asked "hey man, what the hell are you doing?"
aggie said, "i'm working on my transmission." the stranger replied, "whenever you finish working on your transmission, you'd better fix your fricking brakes cause your truck is rolling down the hill."
so, he parked his truck, closed his eyes, and crawled underneath truck and started. well, a stranger noticed him and asked "hey man, what the hell are you doing?"
aggie said, "i'm working on my transmission." the stranger replied, "whenever you finish working on your transmission, you'd better fix your fricking brakes cause your truck is rolling down the hill."
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:15 pm to tigerdup07
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Best joke I've seen today.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:16 pm to oilfieldtiger
The aggies missed kickoff for several games against Arkansas while we were in the SWC together. On the bus ride, they would get close to the state line and the sign said, "Arkansas - Left" so they turned around 7 went home.
Why is there astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the homecoming queen from grazing
One aggie says to his buddy, "hey look at that dead bird!" Second Aggie looks up to the sky and says, "Where!?"
In the middle of a game, Reveille runs out to midfield and begins licking his nuts. First aggie turns to his buddy and says, "I sure wish I could do that!" Second aggie says, "No you don't! When I tried last week, he bit me."
Why don't the aggies have ice in their gatorade on the sideline at football games? The trainer who knew the recipe graduated last year.
Why is there astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the homecoming queen from grazing
One aggie says to his buddy, "hey look at that dead bird!" Second Aggie looks up to the sky and says, "Where!?"
In the middle of a game, Reveille runs out to midfield and begins licking his nuts. First aggie turns to his buddy and says, "I sure wish I could do that!" Second aggie says, "No you don't! When I tried last week, he bit me."
Why don't the aggies have ice in their gatorade on the sideline at football games? The trainer who knew the recipe graduated last year.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:21 pm to HubbaBubba
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When Aggies marry:
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:30 pm to ultratiger89
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why did the aggie cross the road?
his dick was stuck in the chickens arse
That some funny shite...
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:31 pm to buzz1954LSU
What is the difference between an Aggie and a 5 gallon bucket of shite?
the bucket
the bucket
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:35 pm to TIGERSby10
Why did the Aggies stop using ice in their gatorade?
The guy who knew the recipe graduated.
Why did the Aggies have to put in astro-turf?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
The guy who knew the recipe graduated.
Why did the Aggies have to put in astro-turf?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 2:12 pm to Fugly
There are only three aggie jokes.
The rest are true.
The rest are true.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 2:31 pm to 8thyearsenior
Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 2:44 pm to texastigers11
Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg playing golf?
He fell off the ball washer . . .
He fell off the ball washer . . .
Posted on 12/3/10 at 3:03 pm to Woverw
An Aggie wanted to be buried at sea.
So far 11 have drowned digging the grave.
How do you keep an Aggie occupied for hours:
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 3:04 pm to Woverw
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 3:05 pm to tigerfoot
oh boy--these are bringing back lots of memories. Thanks to all. 
How do you get 10 Aggies in a volkswagen?
--Toss in a penny.
How do you get them to leave?
--Toss in a bar of soap.
How do you get 10 Aggies in a volkswagen?
--Toss in a penny.
How do you get them to leave?
--Toss in a bar of soap.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 12/3/10 at 3:44 pm to cypresstiger
A few years ago there was this fad at Texas A&M where the Aggies were telling little moron jokes. Just imagine, everywhere you went you had Aggies telling little moron jokes. Well, in this thread we have just the opposite!
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:00 pm to 73Tgr
How does an Aggie put on his underwear?
Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back.
Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:06 pm to Purplehaze
What's the definition of safe sex at A&M?
Putting a sign on the animals that kick
Why are there no live nativity scenes in College Station?
They can't find a Virgin and 3 Wise Men.
Putting a sign on the animals that kick
Why are there no live nativity scenes in College Station?
They can't find a Virgin and 3 Wise Men.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:18 pm to gringeaux
A new graduate from Rice, one from UT, and one from A&M were invited to dinner by a prospective employer. The employer told them not to tell him which school they had attended. He would guess at the end of the meal.
At the end of the meal, he pointed to the UT graduate and said, "You are the UT graduate." The young man smiled and said, "That's right. Can you tell me how you knew?" The employer said, "You're smart and sophisticated."
He pointed to the Rice graduate, and said, "You're from Rice." The graduate said, "Right again. How did you know?" The employer said, "You're an intellectual."
He pointed to the aggie and said, "You went to A&M." Amazed, the aggie said, "Wow! That's right! How did you know?" The employer said, "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
At the end of the meal, he pointed to the UT graduate and said, "You are the UT graduate." The young man smiled and said, "That's right. Can you tell me how you knew?" The employer said, "You're smart and sophisticated."
He pointed to the Rice graduate, and said, "You're from Rice." The graduate said, "Right again. How did you know?" The employer said, "You're an intellectual."
He pointed to the aggie and said, "You went to A&M." Amazed, the aggie said, "Wow! That's right! How did you know?" The employer said, "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:22 pm to Old Smokey
The had to stop driver's ed a tAm.....the mule died.This also put and end to sex ed.
Posted on 12/4/10 at 6:30 am to texastigers11
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