1) One free punch
2) One free kick to the nuts
3) Gets to teabag dude's wife (with her consent)
Nobody should get anything worse than a fine and maybe probation.
I would agree with any or all of this if it weren't for the fact that:
A. The tea bagger "laweyered up"
B. The tea bagger turned himself in.
C. The tea bagger agreed to the 2 year sentence to avoid a stiffer (no pun intended) one.
Now, if he would have, after watching the video immediately sought out the victim, apologized and suggested the remedies you outlined, then I would say a prison term is unjust.
Since he sought protection under the law, he should accept the penalties handed to him under the law.