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Posted on 2/16/17 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52787 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 2:05 pm to
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If you cut your shower time down from 1 hour to 30 minutes you would have time for a drink



Takes me 10 minutes to shower. No man should take an hour to take a shower unless you have a disability. Hell 30 minutes is way too long.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13568 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Why because by the time I get off from work, cook and eat dinner as a family, do homework with my kids, get them bathed and to bed, then workout its already 10pm. When the hell would i have time to sit down and drink?


In the fricking morning before work dumbass, like an adult.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 2:52 pm to
haha i dont take an 1:30 min shower. about 15-20 mins unless i decide to go get in the hot tub first.

and I am 100% a judgemental a-hole. and most in this thread are still alcoholics and more than likely fat.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58666 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:00 pm to
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and I am 100% a judgemental a-hole. and most in this thread are still alcoholics and more than likely fat.


I think you're fat (and likely poor too).
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I think you're fat (and likely poor too).


keeo thinking that.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58666 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:11 pm to
I will. "Construction workers"! Lulz.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:12 pm to
You obsessed with fat people.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24540 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:25 pm to
Man I thought your first post was bad. Then things just snowballed on you throughout this thread. You seem like a real piece of shite.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90491 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:31 pm to
So from your little tirade it looks like you


Are a construction worker
Was once really fat. Probably still overweight
Have 3 small kids (cough cough get fixed)
Has a hot tub that you use as a pre shower
Doesn't drink
Mad at people that drink every day and can be successful



Kys
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:32 pm to
yea im the piece of shite because I don't drink every night. Some of yall have fricked up priorties. Sorry but if drink every night, you are an alcoholic. might be able to function but you are an alcoholic and are in the top 20% of americans who consume alcohol.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

yea im the piece of shite because I don't drink every night


Yea that's not it at all. It's the way you're acting. Moron.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Sorry but if drink every night, you are an alcoholic. might be able to function but you are an alcoholic and are in the top 20% of americans who consume alcohol.


Stupid stat that isn't even true. They aren't interviewing drinkers when they do those polls and people lie about how much they drink anyway.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37743 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:50 pm to
I think this guy is right. Y'all drink too much.
This post was edited on 2/16/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted by BMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
16269 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

So from your little tirade it looks like you


Are a construction worker
Was once really fat. Probably still overweight
Have 3 small kids (cough cough get fixed)
Has a hot tub that you use as a pre shower
Doesn't drink
Mad at people that drink every day and can be successful



Kys



Can probably add:

- Mad that his wife frowns upon his drinking
- Jealous of the people who can drink and not get fat
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Are a construction worker
Was once really fat. Probably still overweight
Have 3 small kids (cough cough get fixed)
Has a hot tub that you use as a pre shower
Doesn't drink
Mad at people that drink every day and can be successful


Im an engineer
was fat, now Im not
I do drink, but not every damn night. That is just stupid to do that on a nightly basis. But more power to those that do and are successful, but own and realize you are nothing more than a functioning alcoholic.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6452 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:55 pm to
quote:



Can probably add:

- Mad that his wife frowns upon his drinking
- Jealous of the people who can drink and not get fat


- is baptist
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6452 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:57 pm to
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Im an engineer



Aka train driver
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

But more power to those that do and are successful, but own and realize you are nothing more than a functioning alcoholic.


You should own and realize you are nothing more than a functioning piece of shite, that managed to crawl out of the toilet pre-flush.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31041 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Stupid stat that isn't even true. They aren't interviewing drinkers when they do those polls and people lie about how much they drink anyway.


Something an alcoholic that is in denial would say.

Look guys I am happy yall drink everyday. But realize it isn't normal in america to do that. Especially once you are over 30 and have kids. Most adults do not do this and especially those that are successful. Tell yourself whatever it is you need to so you fell better, but its not the norm.

Hell I would say its not even the norm in South LA where drinking is much more prevalant. A beer or two or wine is one thing but the op is talking about cocktails. Sorry but a glass or two of whisky every night is not normal and very much puts you in the statsitcal area of an alcoholic.

Most of the thread I was trolling but the above is a fact. If you can't handle that so be it. But the bottomline is if you are drink liquer every night, you a damn alcoholic.
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