Things you've burned because you fell asleep.

A pizza at a condo in Florida, I was sick and very drunk and everyone went out. No pizza places delivered to where we were and I remembered a frozen pizza was in the freezer. Woke up when everyone came home and the place was full of smoke and the pizza was the size of a hockey puck

No but my brother came home stoned, put a sheet pan of fish sticks in the oven and passed out. The old man came downstairs and put the fire out. Next day he bought the first family microwave that was as big as a dishwasher, cost about a grand and had a family meeting. He said, and I quote (from over 40 years ago) "from here on out you dope heads come in at all hours are microwave or cold food only. You aren't going to get all high on that shite y'all are puffing on and burn my god damn house down. We clear hear? We god damn well better be. What the frick am I raising here. Jesus fricking Christ."

To all six kids. Microwave fish sticks blow.

I woke up to a cold grilled cheese one time. I was drunk from the night before and must have made a grilled cheese before going to bed. Woke up with it on my nightstand ten minutes before a History of Modern Austria class test. Ate it, ran to the classroom, took the test, and made an "A".

awesome

Totinos pizza. Put it in oven then went to sleep. Woke up several hours later with smoke alarm on and a pile of goo on the baking pan.

Do you not know how to follow directions?

I woke up one morning literally not being able to see 12 inches in front of my face there was so much smoke in my apartment. That pizza was as black as black gets.

I will never get used to electric ovens/stoves. I'm constantly leaving a burner or oven on, then wonder what the smell is a bit later. No food involved though.

I buddy came home drunk to his Brightside apartment one night and went to preheat the oven for a frozen pizza, forgetting about the POUND of marijuana he and his roommate had stashed in there. Then he passed out. Good times.