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The Most Hipster Restaurant of all time has been opened in NOLA: N7

Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115963 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:23 pm
Hipster points:

It is on the lake side of St Claude. +20

Specializes in Canned seafood. +10

Natural wines. +10

Sake. +10

It is very hidden, intentionally, so you wouldn't even know its there. +100
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I kept catching whispers about N7. When I was in Bywater, I overheard talk about it ("Have you been?"). Someone said it was a secret. Another friend drove by twice during the day, reporting that I must be mistaken about the address. Not even Google could find it.

A few weeks back, I stood outside a high wooden fence on a block off St. Claude Avenue. The gate was discreetly marked in red paint with an "N7" stencil. Three people biked up and entered. I followed, not sure what I would find or whether I'd be asked to leave.


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The "carte" is succinct. A soup. A salad. A few French classics, like steak au poivre or coq au riesling. The only dessert is cheese.

A whisper of Japan echoes through the menu. The salmon is cured with sake. Ginger and soy sauce flavor the mackerel tartare. The drinks list includes shochu.

Half the menu comes in cans, each one pulled open and presented with its cardboard box, some of which are pretty enough to collect.

In America, canned seafood falls low on the list of appetizing choices. We dig out dusty cans when we need a tuna salad or a single anchovy for a dressing. But in Europe, particularly Spain, canned seafood, packed by hand and filled with the best olive oil, are prized as much as the fresh catch.

The canned offerings at N7 include spiced calamari, mussels in vinegary escabeche marinade and small smoked sardines. The list is growing. A few of the cans at N7 can be found elsewhere in America; others are from producers who put them in a box and ship them straight to New Orleans.


NOLA.com Article on N7

This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 4:24 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:25 pm to
-40 for allowing a newspaper story to be written about their location.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81653 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:26 pm to
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Canned seafood
Eeuuw
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95454 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:27 pm to
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-40 for allowing a newspaper story to be written about their location.
Wrong. A true newspaper story would be worth +10000000 points. A story on the new fangled internet thing is -40
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:29 pm to
good lord


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Is N7 a bar? Is it a restaurant? Does it matter?

All those gangly modern neologisms and buzzwords, like gastropub and small plates, that we use too often aren't necessary to understand N7.


come on, Todd
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115963 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:31 pm to
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-40 for allowing a newspaper story to be written about their location.


From the article:

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Without fanfare or publicity, the small French bar and restaurant opened at the end of 2015. The owners are so publicity-shy that they would let me photograph the restaurant only if I agreed not to publish their names.



And

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Euewww


To be fair, high end canned seafood is actually really good. Its pretty popular in Europe.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:31 pm to
Never heard of this place until now.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95454 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:32 pm to
This board is going to love this place. Fresh baby squid in it's own ink marinated with caviar. Reminds me of the roasted feline pubic hair on top of sautéed crabgrass that they serve at Noma.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21487 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:32 pm to
Can I bring my mangey dog? Is there PBR in the can?
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 4:39 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:37 pm to
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Sake. +10


Shochu (which they also serve) > Sake on the hipster scale these days.

I was wondering when this topic was going to get posted.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115963 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:39 pm to
I don't even know what Shochu is.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:40 pm to
Are there complimentary cans of beeswax on the tables for their hipster circus mustaches?
Posted by Tiger Hoods
Dixon Correctional Facility
Member since Jan 2016
432 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:42 pm to
that style of dining is very popular in Spain.... might not fly in NOLA
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:44 pm to
Why the frick would anyone eat seafood out of a can?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115963 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:44 pm to
I actually plan on going to check it out, but I'm betting it will be super packed now with this nola article. full of phonies.

Phonies like me.
Posted by Tiger Hoods
Dixon Correctional Facility
Member since Jan 2016
432 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:48 pm to
To each his own and NOLA is full of phonies
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38723 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Specializes in Canned seafood.


Had a place serving that open here in Dallas a while back. It is apparently a euro thing.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:52 pm to
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Had a place serving that open here in Dallas a while back. It is apparently a euro thing.


Yeah, saw Bourdain visit a place like that in Spain (IIRC). Canned clams were something ridiculous like $300/can. Sounds like something hipsters would go for.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115963 posts
Posted on 1/21/16 at 4:53 pm to
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Why the frick would anyone eat seafood out of a can?


It is super popular in Europe, particularly in Spain (and to a lesser extent, France). Apparently they can do it in a fairly high end way now (re: it isn't shitty anymore).

Essentially, it is canned in really good olive oil (or...whatever) and it stays fresh but changes the way it tastes a bit, transforming the ingredient. Like I said, its a thing.

Todd Price is defending the place a bit out there on the internets. He seemed to like it a good deal.
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