So you hate ranch dressing, sour cream and onion dip, French onion dip, chicken salad, etc. too??
I don't like creamy based dressings due to my hatred of mayo.
Sour cream is ok. Dips made with sour cream are ok, but no to mayo. I just avoid creamy dips unless I make them.
I had a really horrific experience when I was growing up eating some chicken salad that went bad. When I even think about it, I can think about the throw up. It was due to faulty mayo, and thus I don't eat mayo any more.
I am sure it has snuck by me but in general I avoid it.
The semen thing is just a joke, I dislike it b.c of the throw up thing. It does look like semen though.
And finally, I eat pretty much everything but mayo and american cheese. I have eaten bugs, live fish and chicken feet. I am not a picky eater, other than mayo.