Gumbo recipe

here's a simple one:

fill gumbo pot halfway with water. add salt and cayenne to water. boil and add roux and sausage. 30 min. later add onions. 30 minutes later add seasoned hen/chicken. boil till tender. now, most are gonna give you some gourmet shite. but, take it from a coonass, you will be going through alot of trouble for nothing.

also, bake you some sweet potatoes and serve them in your bowl with the gumbo when you are done.

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That ain't Gumbo.............

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bowlshit. why did i know that you would be here soon.

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tigerdup07

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you rednecks are known for cutting pulp wood and listening to country music.

us coonasses are known for COOKING and listening to swamp pop music.

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Now wait a damn minute, Justin Wilson says different..........

Plus, my family were Dairy Farmers and I like Led Zeppelin.........

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my family were Dairy Farmers and I like Led Zeppelin.........

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We had beef cows...and I had every 8 track KISS ever put out.

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that fake cajun accent used to give me the runs.

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Meh. I don't know if I ever heard anyone say "I garontee", but his accent, while completely fake, was pretty accurate for old school cajuns of his age.

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pretty accurate for old school cajuns of his age.

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old school cajuns of his age spoke french.

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old school cajuns of his age spoke french.

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Don't be a tard.
Of course they spoke french. But when they spoke english, they sounded a lot like him.

Granted, that dude was from Tangipahoa and was faking it... but he sounds a lot like my old uncles and great uncles and the like. (Except for the garontee thing.. I don't know where that came from.)

Edit: shite, my dad was from Flat Town and he didn't speak english really until the forced him in school at like 8 years old.

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I come from the heart of cajun country and no-one says shite like "Let me TOLD you a little story".

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My grandmother said, "Close me da gate, cher."

Close enough.

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do you ever tell your dad how to cook? then don't fricking tell me.

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I didn't tell you how to cook.

My dad was okay, but the women did a much better job. Some from there, some from Church Point, Plaisance, etc.