December Fatty Rewind

His gluttony is truly legend!

It's gone beyond 'a little played out' this time. Seriously, the man is digging a hole he's not going to be able to climb out of. Those close to him should intervene.

it's entertaining as hell, that's all that matters

Can't wait for his review of Central City BBQ next week

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it's entertaining as hell, that's all that matters

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Not at this point.

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Around 6, I awoke to take on the day. I had to meet some USM buddies down in the Quarter for pre-game drinks. I also had errands to run, but there was one problem. I was still drunk.

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In order to be an effective shopper, you must remain intoxicated. I like getting home and not knowing what I purchased or spent.

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By 11, I was drunk. It had been a long day of drinking.

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After breakfast, I went home and passed out for an hour. I had a party to attend in Maurepas at 2. When I awoke, I was feeling much better. I took another shower and headed out the door. The devil woke up in my gut and started to play games with me. By the time I had hit the Spillway, I had to make two emergency stops. I couldn’t go to the party. (Sorry Lucky and Andrew)

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After lunch, I ran to Company Burger to get some gift cards for Christmas. I also grabbed an eggnog milkshake to ease my pain. I think it helped a little.

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Around 8, I awoke stilling feeling like shite.

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The cure for feeling bad is not more eating and drinking. Again, there was way more obvious pain in this edition than mirth.

Gotta love the posters that go out of their way to complain about something that they aren't forced to read

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Gotta love the posters that go out of their way to complain about something that they aren't forced to read

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Substantially similar to you complaining about their posts, huh?

This is stupid. It's a message board. The Fatty Rewind has been known around here for a while. Some of us commented that it seems like it's kind of played out (for instance, if you put this most recent post against his post from last year around this time, you would be hard pressed to tell which is which). It's cool if you still enjoy it.

All of that being said, I've always hoped that he is more of an act and that he is not actually consuming all of that food and alcohol.

But why the need to post that at all? It adds no value whatsoever to the chain.