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re: Crazy Johnnies in Fat City

Posted on 9/30/13 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 9/30/13 at 12:29 pm to
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youve never eaten something and had to go to the bathroom after because what you ate is making you feel like crap. im talking about shitting, not throwing up.


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No, the body doesn't work that way as far as I know. It takes hours for your body to process what you ate, unless you count a gag reflex from something that tastes bad making you vomit.


I guess you've never run to the bathroom after drinking a hot cup of black coffee in the morning. Without being too vulgar, I'll say some things can be a hell of a "trigger."
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 9/30/13 at 12:35 pm to
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No, the body doesn't work that way as far as I know.


so youve never eaten anything like crawfish and have had to immediately go the bathroom after?

or lets say that you are a relatively healthy eater and go wolf down a bunch of taco bell. plenty of people would feel bad after that.

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Well if R2R would stop his pretentious doouchebaggery, he may not get those kinds of responses to him.


just goes to show you went after him from previous shite thats been said on here. that comment from some nobody wouldnt have garnered as much attention.

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So you will compare Logan's, Outback, etc to fine dining steak houses? That's retarded.



Where are you getting this at? I never compared anything to fine dining. Simply stated that some places, whether they be good or bad, call themselves steakhouses. Crazy Johnnies is one of them.

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Well you said it is terrible, gave no details why, and also hadn't been there in 10 years. I, as well as several others, disagree. You have still yet to say why it is "terrible." I'm sure your answer will be underwhelming.



I said the food was bad, the atmosphere was bad, and the food made me have diarrhea. What else do you want me to comment on? Do you want me to also say i have to go to fat city to eat there?

Where did the 10 year time frame come from?
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278280 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 12:36 pm to
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So really it should be called Crazy Johnnies Steakhouse and Wine Bar.




Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/30/13 at 12:48 pm to
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just goes to show you went after him from previous shite thats been said on here.


I'm in the R2R fan club, but he's wrong here. Who brings up a wine list as an argument to why CJ is terrible? That person obviously knows nothing about the establishment.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:00 pm to
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so youve never eaten anything like crawfish and have had to immediately go the bathroom after?


No, because that's not how your body works. Eating something doesn't magically liquefy your shite.

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just goes to show you went after him from previous shite thats been said on here. that comment from some nobody wouldnt have garnered as much attention.


Yes it would have, but it's no surprise who made the comment.

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Where are you getting this at? I never compared anything to fine dining. Simply stated that some places, whether they be good or bad, call themselves steakhouses. Crazy Johnnies is one of them.


You act like they are all lumped into one category, similar to what R2R did. Do you not see that?

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I said the food was bad, the atmosphere was bad, and the food made me have diarrhea. What else do you want me to comment on? Do you want me to also say i have to go to fat city to eat there? Where did the 10 year time frame come from?


You didn't say any of that when you said it was terrible, and I question your credibility if you think their food actually is terrible.

ETA: Not sure where the 10 years came from.
This post was edited on 9/30/13 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:17 pm to
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No, because that's not how your body works


well i think youre full of shite. youve never known someone to have stomach ache after eating an abnormal to their diet meal?

I guarantee if I go to the OT and make a thread for the workout people asking them how they feel after they eat fast food, most would probably say they feel like crap.

I think youre just sticking to your guns or just going along with the oh it takes hours for your body to digest food so theres no possible way it could make you feel bad right after ingesting it.

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You act like they are all lumped into one category, similar to what R2R did. Do you not see that?



Im not acting like that. Ive said very little in this thread that compared CJ to any other place in town. I simply said its menu options are typical of a steakhouse in NOLA.

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You didn't say any of that when you said it was terrible, and I question your credibility if you think their food actually is terrible.



I made the post while I was getting gas on the road last night. Sorry I didnt include everything else. I question your credibility since youve obviously been going there for some time and can look past its imperfections.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:25 pm to
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You come on here in every thread discussing subpar restaurants and defend them as if you are under attack.

Why are others opinions that the place is garbage not acceptable to you.

Have you had a nice meal in your entire life, or do you only eat at the places you come here to defend?



Nailed his M.O.

This post was edited on 9/30/13 at 1:26 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:25 pm to
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well i think youre full of shite. youve never known someone to have stomach ache after eating an abnormal to their diet meal? I guarantee if I go to the OT and make a thread for the workout people asking them how they feel after they eat fast food, most would probably say they feel like crap. I think youre just sticking to your guns or just going along with the oh it takes hours for your body to digest food so theres no possible way it could make you feel bad right after ingesting it.


Food doesn't give you instant diarrhea. It doesn't work that way.

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Im not acting like that. Ive said very little in this thread that compared CJ to any other place in town. I simply said its menu options are typical of a steakhouse in NOLA.


You're missing the point. They aren't a steak house in any sense that R2R was trying to make them out to be. But you'll continue to stick up for your buddy, so let's just drop that.

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I made the post while I was getting gas on the road last night. Sorry I didnt include everything else. I question your credibility since youve obviously been going there for some time and can look past its imperfections.


I pity you if you think their food is actually terrible, because you must be severely disappointed in the taste of almost everything you eat.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:26 pm to
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well i think youre full of shite. youve never known someone to have stomach ache after eating an abnormal to their diet meal?

I guarantee if I go to the OT and make a thread for the workout people asking them how they feel after they eat fast food, most would probably say they feel like crap.

I think youre just sticking to your guns or just going along with the oh it takes hours for your body to digest food so theres no possible way it could make you feel bad right after ingesting it.


Yeah I don't understand how he doesn't comprehend this. I thought it was common knowledge that certain foods can cause immediate intestinal problems.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:26 pm to
You're one to talk about MOs.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:28 pm to
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Yeah I don't understand how he doesn't comprehend this. I thought it was common knowledge that certain foods can cause immediate intestinal problems.


No food instantly liquified the shot that was already in your body. An hour or two later, maybe. But he said instant, and that's bs. I'd drop it if he'd admit it either didn't happen or wasn't instant.
Posted by TigerWise
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Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:31 pm to
Anytime I eat at Little Tokyo I immediately have the liquid doo doo. I've been told they use a chemical meat tenderizer.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:32 pm to
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You're missing the point. They aren't a steak house in any sense that R2R was trying to make them out to be. But you'll continue to stick up for your buddy, so let's just drop that.


They make themselves out to be that .. it's in their goddamn name.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90470 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:33 pm to
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But he said instant, and that's bs.


jesus man stop taking everything so literal. i had to poo when i got home
Posted by Blind Boy Grunt
Member since Mar 2013
822 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:34 pm to
Why do you continue to eat there?
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:41 pm to
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Why do you continue to eat there?


At first I kept going back to try and figure out what I was ordering that caused it. Didn't matter what I ate same result. I stopped going there. Now with the new location there is a red light between my office and them. I just can't take that kind of risk.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15045 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:45 pm to
at the thought of the F&D hipster crew going to Crazy Johnny's and getting indignant at the wine list. "Sirrah, you call this a chardonnay? How pedestrian - I demand to speak with the sommelier!"
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:47 pm to
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They make themselves out to be that .. it's in their goddamn name.


Try going inside. You're being dense as shite right now. Everyone that has been there besides your buttbuddy Jones is trying to tell you the same thing.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:48 pm to
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You're being dense as shite right now.


Seriously? I'm the dense one?

LNCHBOX: "It's not a steak house you hipster douche!"

Crazy Johnnie's response:



This post was edited on 9/30/13 at 1:49 pm
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/30/13 at 1:48 pm to
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jesus man stop taking everything so literal


Don't use the wrong word and maybe I won't have to.
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