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36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked

Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:47 am
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3878 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:47 am
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"33. Rolling Rock. Smells like three fat guys in a two-man tent."

"23. Natural Ice. The soggy cardboard sensation fades after the first several cans, turning Natty Ice into a serviceable alternative to sobriety"

"13. Budweiser."

"8. Lone Star. shite, I wish I had a big, brash opinion about this one, but it's the most middle-of-the-road thing ever to come out of Oklahoma's southern sister. It's good in certain applications, such as when it's a thousand degrees out or you're trying to avoid Corona and margarita slushies at a license-plates-on-the-wall restaurant."

Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:48 am to
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5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dipshit who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to."


I like this guy.
Posted by MillerMan
West U, Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
6512 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:49 am to
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Oklahoma's southern sister


wtf
Posted by Eddie Vedder
The South Plains
Member since Jan 2006
4438 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:56 am to
i'm shocked that big flats (walgreen's store brand!) didn't make the list....
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:57 am to
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I like this guy


I betcha he's good at flip cup
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21128 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:59 am to
25. Yuengling. Why are people so into Yuengling? It's quite popular among the Pennsylvania ex-pat community, which is odd given that the beer sucks and Pennsylvanians don't strike me as an excessively prideful or self-important lot.

Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2500 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:59 am to
29. National Bohemian. As one of the few Americans who's never seen The Wire or flashed my tits at the Preakness, I'm largely shut out of the Baltimore conversation, but I HAVE had a Natty Bo, which qualifies me to say, Sure, I get it, hometown pride is nice sometimes. But you do know there are other beers, right?

I was exposed to a lot of Natty Bo in college, I suspect due to a healthy representation of Baltimore area students attending. Had a weird herbal after taste and could really flush out your system the next day.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:14 am to
I liked his witty comments, but the order of his list is very very strange.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81653 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:20 am to
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but the order of his list is very very strange.
Very. Especially within the same manufacturer. I realize it's a taste thing, but it really makes no sense.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:22 am to
Tan Cans #3! Woooooo!
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27750 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:26 am to
This guys an idiot. Oklahoma?
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8526 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:26 am to
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32. Beer 30. Bonus points for the purple can. No points for anything else.


This stuff ended up at my house a couple of years ago. I swear, it multiplied like Gremlins. I ended up dumping it out. It was terrible.
Posted by DEANintheYAY
LEFT COAST
Member since Jan 2008
31975 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:26 am to
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5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dipshit who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to."


I like this guy.


Figures.

Or perhaps PBR's stealth marketing campaign of infiltrating bars with paid drinkers had an effect on him.

IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:30 am to
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Figures.

Or perhaps PBR's stealth marketing campaign of infiltrating bars with paid drinkers had an effect on him.


eh. I started drinking PBR years and years ago. I know that sounds douchey to say, but it's true. It is one of the only mass produced beers that I think tastes decent.

still, best cheap-ish beer for me is Corona. i can pound those all night.

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IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!



at least it's not Bud Light
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37761 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:31 am to
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at least it's not Bud Light




You watch your whore mouth Rohan.
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33443 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:32 am to
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IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!
this. I am surprised it is ranked so low.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81653 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:32 am to
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at least it's not Bud Light
Best beer on that list.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:33 am to
sorry Balls. even my father, who is the most uneducated beer drinker on the planet, thinks Bud Light is garbage.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:33 am to
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eh. I started drinking PBR years and years ago. I know that sounds hipster to say


THE Champagne of beers!

I pound them sometimes
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:34 am to
RDV has $2 PBR tall boys on Tuesdays (or, on every day if you're a friend).
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