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greenwave
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36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked

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"33. Rolling Rock. Smells like three fat guys in a two-man tent."

"23. Natural Ice. The soggy cardboard sensation fades after the first several cans, turning Natty Ice into a serviceable alternative to sobriety"

"13. Budweiser."

"8. Lone Star. Shit, I wish I had a big, brash opinion about this one, but it's the most middle-of-the-road thing ever to come out of Oklahoma's southern sister. It's good in certain applications, such as when it's a thousand degrees out or you're trying to avoid Corona and margarita slushies at a license-plates-on-the-wall restaurant."




Rohan2Reed
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5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dip shite who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to."


I like this guy.


MillerMan
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Oklahoma's southern sister


wtf


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Eddie Vedder
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i'm shocked that big flats (walgreen's store brand!) didn't make the list....


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TigerWise
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I like this guy


I betcha he's good at flip cup


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rutiger
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25. Yuengling. Why are people so into Yuengling? It's quite popular among the Pennsylvania ex-pat community, which is odd given that the beer sucks and Pennsylvanians don't strike me as an excessively prideful or self-important lot.



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vistajay
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29. National Bohemian. As one of the few Americans who's never seen The Wire or flashed my tits at the Preakness, I'm largely shut out of the Baltimore conversation, but I HAVE had a Natty Bo, which qualifies me to say, Sure, I get it, hometown pride is nice sometimes. But you do know there are other beers, right?

I was exposed to a lot of Natty Bo in college, I suspect due to a healthy representation of Baltimore area students attending. Had a weird herbal after taste and could really flush out your system the next day.


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thedice20
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I liked his witty comments, but the order of his list is very very strange.


AlxTgr
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but the order of his list is very very strange.
Very. Especially within the same manufacturer. I realize it's a taste thing, but it really makes no sense.


GaryMyMan
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Tan Cans #3! Woooooo!


dallastiger55
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This guys an idiot. Oklahoma?


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LSUGUMBO
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32. Beer 30. Bonus points for the purple can. No points for anything else.


This stuff ended up at my house a couple of years ago. I swear, it multiplied like Gremlins. I ended up dumping it out. It was terrible.


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DEANintheYAY
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re: 36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked
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5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dip shite who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to."


I like this guy.


Figures.

Or perhaps PBR's stealth marketing campaign of infiltrating bars with paid drinkers had an effect on him.

IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!


Rohan2Reed
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Figures.

Or perhaps PBR's stealth marketing campaign of infiltrating bars with paid drinkers had an effect on him.


eh. I started drinking PBR years and years ago. I know that sounds douchey to say, but it's true. It is one of the only mass produced beers that I think tastes decent.

still, best cheap-ish beer for me is Corona. i can pound those all night.

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IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!



at least it's not Bud Light


LSUballs
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at least it's not Bud Light




You watch your whore mouth Rohan.


Neauxla
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IF I am going to drink shite beer, then its likely THE Champagne of beers!
this. I am surprised it is ranked so low.


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AlxTgr
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at least it's not Bud Light
Best beer on that list.


Rohan2Reed
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sorry Balls. even my father, who is the most uneducated beer drinker on the planet, thinks Bud Light is garbage.


TigerWise
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eh. I started drinking PBR years and years ago. I know that sounds hipster to say


THE Champagne of beers!

I pound them sometimes


Rohan2Reed
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re: 36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked
RDV has $2 PBR tall boys on Tuesdays (or, on every day if you're a friend).


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