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Fantasy league loser punishments- a.k.a "The Sacko"
Posted on 9/1/16 at 10:56 am
Posted on 9/1/16 at 10:56 am
Started a new league this year with some good buddies, with a successful live draft last night. During the night we discussed many things about the league such as pay outs to the winners and punishments for the last place team. We will put it to a league vote next week what the official punishment will be for our league, so I am looking for some suggestions.
We have come up with/ stolen the following options from the internet...
1. Loser must waste a Saturday and take the ACT with HS kids. His score will be engraved on a loser's trophy along with his team name and date.
2. Winner gets to pick loser's team name the following year.
3. Loser must wear a Johnny Football jersey and tutu to the bar at least once a month the following year
4. Loser will stand against a wall and be pelted with tomatoes for a minute.
5. Non-losers make a shopping list for loser to buy. Must go through the longest line... think "cucumber, lube, condom, carpet cleaner."
6. Beer biotch for the draft next year.
7. Loser must keep a framed photo of the winner on his mantle for a year.
8. Loser must have a customized fathead/ cardboard cutout of the winner placed in his house for a year.
So lets see what TD.com can offer...Not looking for anything too serious... no tattoos or piercings...
We have come up with/ stolen the following options from the internet...
1. Loser must waste a Saturday and take the ACT with HS kids. His score will be engraved on a loser's trophy along with his team name and date.
2. Winner gets to pick loser's team name the following year.
3. Loser must wear a Johnny Football jersey and tutu to the bar at least once a month the following year
4. Loser will stand against a wall and be pelted with tomatoes for a minute.
5. Non-losers make a shopping list for loser to buy. Must go through the longest line... think "cucumber, lube, condom, carpet cleaner."
6. Beer biotch for the draft next year.
7. Loser must keep a framed photo of the winner on his mantle for a year.
8. Loser must have a customized fathead/ cardboard cutout of the winner placed in his house for a year.
So lets see what TD.com can offer...Not looking for anything too serious... no tattoos or piercings...
This post was edited on 9/1/16 at 11:04 am
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Posted on 9/1/16 at 10:59 am to SaturdayTraditions
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Started a new league this year with some goo buddies
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:05 am to CoachKlein
Thanks for the heads up. Only one chick in the league. She is not a goo buddy for sure.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:11 am to SaturdayTraditions
Truck nuts.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:18 am to SaturdayTraditions
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She is not a goo buddy for sure.
She would be the goo catcher....
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:23 am to SaturdayTraditions
We make the loser get a car decal of the league's choosing. Typically of a team they despise or something of that nature.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:31 am to SaturdayTraditions
We make the loser pay for the food the following year at the draft. Normally ~$150 worth.
We are also getting a picture commissioned by an artist to hang in the loser's house.
We are also getting a picture commissioned by an artist to hang in the loser's house.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:44 am to Brodeur
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We are also getting a picture commissioned by an artist to hang in the loser's house.
That's awesome
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:47 am to SaturdayTraditions
Some of those look like they could get kind of expensive.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 11:55 am to SaturdayTraditions
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7. Loser must keep a framed photo of the winner on his mantle for a year.
I kind of like this one. Classy. Understated. But still punishing.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 12:57 pm to SaturdayTraditions
Loser has to go to a comedy club and do a stand up. Each other player in the league gets to pick a joke for them to say
Posted on 9/1/16 at 2:24 pm to SaturdayTraditions
One year we made the loser take a greyhound bus to the next stage and get scratch offs for us all and then come back.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 3:12 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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This post was edited on 9/1/16 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:53 pm to SaturdayTraditions
We let the winner design a car magnet (the 12"x24" variety) that the loser must have on their vehicle, except when going to work. They keep the magnet until next year's draft.
ETA: distasteful is allowed but no references to any crimimal acts.
ETA: distasteful is allowed but no references to any crimimal acts.
This post was edited on 9/1/16 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 9/2/16 at 9:16 am to SaturdayTraditions
We do a loser punishment and a winner extra reward:
Loser has to make a presentation at the next year's draft on a projector about how bad his team was. He also must display the deflated football trophy in his home's main living room for the entire football season.
Winner gets to kick anyone else out of the league for one season and we bring in someone else. The person kicked out is the alternate for the following season's kick out.
Loser has to make a presentation at the next year's draft on a projector about how bad his team was. He also must display the deflated football trophy in his home's main living room for the entire football season.
Winner gets to kick anyone else out of the league for one season and we bring in someone else. The person kicked out is the alternate for the following season's kick out.
Posted on 9/2/16 at 9:37 am to SaturdayTraditions
The losers calendar
The guy that comes in dead last gets a photo shoot dressed in whatever the winner wants for each month on the calendar "Dec = sexy santa claus". Loser must put up calendar at work and at home.
The guy that comes in dead last gets a photo shoot dressed in whatever the winner wants for each month on the calendar "Dec = sexy santa claus". Loser must put up calendar at work and at home.
Posted on 9/2/16 at 9:39 am to SaturdayTraditions
We give the loser a customized toilet seat
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