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People who carry on phone conversations while on the Deucer at work???
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:04 pm
WTF is wrong with these people? Heard some dude in my office carrying on a conversation with their child while in the stall and folks are literally going boom boom next door. Do people really just not GAF about hearing people dropping bombs while they're on the phone? Is the conversation that important?
Unless you're rocking a Star-Tac Flip-Phone, smartphone technology has made the mics on mobile phones super sensitive. So unless you can play it off as if your office has a Human Beat-Box competition on Fridays to help increase employee morale, I'm fairly certain whoever's on the other line is gonna hear you-or your coworkers-blowing it out while you're trying to figure out what you and your wife or significant other are gonna do for dinner tonight.
Does anyone else hear folks who do this at the office while they're in the restroom? Or is this just a phenomenon restricted solely to where I work at?
Unless you're rocking a Star-Tac Flip-Phone, smartphone technology has made the mics on mobile phones super sensitive. So unless you can play it off as if your office has a Human Beat-Box competition on Fridays to help increase employee morale, I'm fairly certain whoever's on the other line is gonna hear you-or your coworkers-blowing it out while you're trying to figure out what you and your wife or significant other are gonna do for dinner tonight.
Does anyone else hear folks who do this at the office while they're in the restroom? Or is this just a phenomenon restricted solely to where I work at?
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 12:05 pm
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Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:11 pm to GFunk
You sound like a pussy
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:14 pm to GFunk
Next time you should grunt and moan really loud. Maybe scream "oh my God what just came out of my arse."
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:16 pm to GFunk
75% of my TD posting happens from the crapper.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:18 pm to GFunk
It is a violation of privacy and should be banned in public restrooms. And personally, I feel violated by it. The types of people that do it think they're the most important people in the room. They're the same ones that talk loud on airplanes, restaurants, etc. "hey look at me I have a cell phone"
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:23 pm to GFunk
don't trust a man who doesn't carry on phone conversations on the deucer at work.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:25 pm to The Egg
i'm eating a sammich on the public shitter right now.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:26 pm to GFunk
I do what I want to do when I shite.
Frick you.
Frick you.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:26 pm to GFunk
this has really got your bowels in an uproar, you should start a movement
Posted on 8/5/16 at 12:57 pm to GFunk
Posting this while I take a shite in bathroom at work.
fricks = 0
fricks = 0
Posted on 8/5/16 at 2:14 pm to drewnbrla
Using the internet, playing games, FB, whatever...That isn't as egregious in my book as literally talking on the phone while you-or the person next to you-is trying to pinch a loaf.
Sh!t is disgusting that you'd be dropping bombs while trying to line up someone to drop your kids off for the weekend with their friends.
Sh!t is disgusting that you'd be dropping bombs while trying to line up someone to drop your kids off for the weekend with their friends.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 2:34 pm to GFunk
Talking while in public restrooms is crazy. But I'll admit to taking a work call or two while on the shitter at the house. If I'm waiting on an important call, not taking a chance of missing them. Turn off the vent and take a break from pushing.
I've spoken to very high management within my company with my pants around my ankles
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I've spoken to very high management within my company with my pants around my ankles
.Posted on 8/5/16 at 2:44 pm to KG6
quote:
Talking while in public restrooms is crazy.
There is to be at least 1 urinal of separation between the parties in the restroom.
There is no talking while at the urinal. You are there to just piss.
All eyes are to remain forward on the task at hand.
The only time talking is permitted is at the sink when it’s time to wash your hands.
In the event there are more stalls than urinals, the 1 stall of separation rule is in effect if possible.
If taking a dump, there is absolutely no talking whatsoever. Full uninterrupted concentration is required when taking a dump in a public restroom.
If you are above the age of 5, you will not drop your pants to your ankles to expose arse cheeks while taking a piss. If you must do that, go to a stall & then apply rule #5.
Exceptions:
The only time you can officially break the 1 urinal of separation rule is ONLY if all of the stalls are full and you have to piss badly to the point where you risk pissing on yourself.
The only time you are permitted to engage in urinal talk is ONLY if there is at least 1 urinal of separation & you know the person you are talking to. You still must maintain eyes forward at all times.
The only time you are permitted to break the eyes forward rule is ONLY if another guy breaks the rules somehow in the restroom and you need to check him.
The ONLY time you are permitted to drop your pants to your ankles and expose butt cheeks in a public restroom is ONLY if you are being observed during a piss a test. If you’ve ever served in the military, this rule is heavily “enforced”.
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