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This police stop was weird.

Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:04 pm
Posted by FT
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26925 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:04 pm
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“We spotted the green Hyundai Elantra traveling at approximately five miles-per-hour in the passing lane with a huge shower of sparks coming from the rear of the vehicle. As we got closer we noticed that the rear end of the vehicle was dragging on the ground due to the fact that there were no rear tires or axle on the vehicle,” said Lt. Sullivan of the Canton Police. “After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.”
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Police estimate the weight of each woman was between 300 and 450 pounds.
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"I guess she did see a mouse,” West chuckled.
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Police charged Fasher ... with nonpayment of child support.
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“He drink all morning,” said Chan. “He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!”




shite sounds like a South Park episode.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:05 pm to
Not at all sorry for partying.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28093 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:06 pm to
This is all real?
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:07 pm to
No, it's satire, but it's funny as shite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35009 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:14 pm to
We need Arse to give this a proper title.
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