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re: True Blood on HBO Final Season Thread

Posted on 8/26/14 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 10:08 am to
Thw whole "vampire Bill dying for noble reasons" was a simpleminded contrived storyline. He claims to be doing it for Sookie's sake but it was the very opposite of what Sookie openly stated she wanted.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 10:10 am to
He should have gotten healthy and turned her into a vampire
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 10:17 am to
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He should have gotten healthy and turned her into a vampire

Exactly. Bill being so obtusive to Sookie's desire was almost painful to watch.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 10:59 am to
According to his logic isn't jessica ruining hoyts life

He seems pretty enthusiastic about that
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:11 pm to
Both the book and the show ended badly.

The books went to shite early, but I stuck out the first ten, then just read the synopsis for the last two.

Unlike GOT there was little to no similarity. Tara a white shop owner. Sam the final suitor.
Lafayette died in the first book.

Just very dissimilar.

But the first 4-5 are actually okay reads.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:30 pm to
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According to his logic isn't jessica ruining hoyts life

He seems pretty enthusiastic about that


Yeah, I thought that was pretty hilarious.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:33 pm to
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According to his logic isn't jessica ruining hoyts life

He seems pretty enthusiastic about that


yeah

except Hoyt gets to bang an 18 year old for the rest of his life

that works out pretty well for him
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:44 pm to
And wouldn't you think Hoyt accepts that one day he will become a vampire too. Marrying someone who is eternal is kind of a joke if you aren't too. More like getting a dog than a husband.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:52 pm to
Not surprised that the show ended with Sookie being boring.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

the show ended with Sookie being boring.


I think that was the point...

what bothered me was that everyone acted like everything was all ok now that the virus was over

and that is all good, except for the other previous 7 seasons, plenty of bad shite went down without the virus

why is all of that going to stop all of a sudden?
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:57 pm to
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except Hoyt gets to bang an 18 year old for the rest of his life


An 18 y/o virgin, mind you. He probably absorbs a little vampire blood every time he hits it.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/26/14 at 3:20 pm to
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except Hoyt gets to bang an 18 year old for the rest of his life


An 18 y/o virgin, mind you. He probably absorbs a little vampire blood every time he hits it.



So, Jessica is a perpetual virgin. She banged Hoyt, Jason, and the queer, correct? She always wanted Hoyt though for some reason. From this, can we conclude that Hoyt has a tiny needle dick? I mean sex is perpetually painful for her. So, she chooses the guy with the tiniest peen so that it is enjoyable rather than painful?
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 8/26/14 at 9:26 pm to
I didn't understand that either. They made it seem like the town would magically go back to how it was pre-Beeeeeeel and everything else.
Posted by LSUROCKS52
Rest in Peace
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 8/27/14 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

So, Jessica is a perpetual virgin. She banged Hoyt, Jason, and the queer, correct? She always wanted Hoyt though for some reason. From this, can we conclude that Hoyt has a tiny needle dick? I mean sex is perpetually painful for her. So, she chooses the guy with the tiniest peen so that it is enjoyable rather than painful?


yep, her cherry goes back to normal after each time. she also bitched early on in the relationship that it was painful each time she and hoyt had sex. by the end of the series she likely just got used to painful sex.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/4/14 at 12:59 am to
I'm just gonna bump this thread to say I finally watched this finale.

frick this show sucked. Why did I watch it all?
Posted by Mickey Donovan
Southie
Member since Aug 2014
672 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 8:58 am to
Just finished the show. Watched most of it in three days or so. Three worst days of my life but I couldn't give up. Too invested.

Read through some of this thread and I wish I had watched it with you guys. This thread is gold.
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