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Darth Vader running for President of Ukraine.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:14 am
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:14 am
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Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign. His program involves re-forging the republic of Ukraine into an empire and restoring its former glory.
Vader, the former Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, won the primaries of the Ukrainian Internet Party, the group said in a statement. He is to be officially proposed for presidential candidacy on Saturday at a party session.
“I am prepared to take responsibility for the fate of this country, if fellow citizens do me this high honor. I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country,” the Sith lord said.
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No, this isn't a spoof by The Onion. Darth Vader, a leader in Ukraine's Internet Party who has been politically active for a number of years, will officially enter the presidential race. The party has spent the necessary amount of money ($225,225) for the Dark Lord of the Sith to appear on the ballot.
This post was edited on 3/31/14 at 10:41 am
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Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:15 am to Napoleon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:16 am to Napoleon
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Darth Vader running for President of Poland.
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Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:16 am to Napoleon
Ukraine=\= Poland
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:18 am to Napoleon
we have all kinds of famous people posting here
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:42 am to fr33manator
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Ukraine=\= Poland
I knew it was Ukraine. Ukraine has been the news lately. When I was searching to see if this had been posted there was a story about a Polish tank and the poster Darth Vader had a lot of hits in it.
I saw Poland and Vader in my mind when doing the title. Sorry early morning mind fart.
But what a waste of $225,000
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:44 am to Napoleon
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:46 am to Napoleon
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:47 am to Napoleon
Vader might win the presidency, but we all know it'd be Palpatine who'd really be running the show.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:52 am to BamaChemE
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Vader might win the presidency, but we all know it'd be Palpatine who'd really be running the show.
Another thing that gets me. If you have $200,000 to throw away to run for president in a costume, shouldn't he have a high quality Vader costume and no the party city version?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 1:30 pm to Napoleon
When I said join me or die I was not joking motherfrickers.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 1:34 pm to Napoleon
I love Star Wars and all but I honestly can't stand people who try to make a joke out of a very serious situation.
ETA: Also, if he was going to play Darth Vader the guy could have at least spent the money and gotten a decent Vader suit instead of that trashy crap.
ETA: Also, if he was going to play Darth Vader the guy could have at least spent the money and gotten a decent Vader suit instead of that trashy crap.
This post was edited on 3/31/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 3/31/14 at 1:36 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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I love Star Wars and all but I honestly can't stand people who try to make a joke out of a very serious situation.
So you "hate" them? Do they also make you feel "anger" as well? Do you "suffer" from these feelings?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 1:39 pm to Darth_Vader
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So you "hate" them? Do they also make you feel "anger" as well? Do you "suffer" from these feelings?
Anytime there's a Star Wars game that lets me choose which side I'm on, it's always the Sith. Don't worry Lord Vader.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 1:43 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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make a joke out of a very serious situation.
Like that time that actor tried to become president.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 2:14 pm to Napoleon
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But what a waste of $225,000
Depends on who you talk to
Posted on 3/31/14 at 6:25 pm to Napoleon
Seems legit. Ukraine is in a world of shite so this isn't the worst of possible outcomes.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 6:31 pm to Napoleon
Vader looks like shite these days.. Who is making his suits now? It's like he doesn't even care anymore. 
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