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Title suggestions for Kyle Rittenhouse's upcoming book deal

Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:46 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:46 pm
I think he'll make a killing on his book deal, if a publisher still exists that ain't woke, as well as booksellers that will put it on the shelf.

So here's a starter for him on title suggestions:

A Beginner's Guide to Ridding the World of Pedophiles, Wife Beaters and Communist Anarchists.

Dry Powder and Situational Awareness: Keys to Survival in a Dystopian Society

Kyle Rittenhouse: Leading the Charge in a Leaderless World

Kyle Rittenhouse: Free as *uck


Posted by Kino74
Denham springs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:48 pm to
He ought to use the meme based off of COD one I've seen posted here.
Call of Rittenhouse.

Heads would explode.
Posted by Dog Tree
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:49 pm to
I fought the law, and I won.
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:50 pm to
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Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
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68216 posts
Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:51 pm to
"Helping those who need to find out."

"I've never taken human life, and hope I never have to."
This post was edited on 11/21/21 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13501 posts
Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:54 pm to
Persecuted by Progressives

Or

Kyle Rittenhouse: The Babyfaced Boy Who Battled the Progressive’s Felonious Street Goons and Won!

Or

Kyle the Defender of aBrown Skined Family from White Liberals
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Posted on 11/21/21 at 12:57 pm to
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"How to disarm the opposition."
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Shoot Your Load: Guide To Being Rich
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This post was edited on 11/21/21 at 1:09 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 11/21/21 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Dry Powder and Situational Awareness: Keys to Survival in a Dystopian Society


Winner.
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