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re: Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:30 pm to rsbd
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:30 pm to rsbd
I self cauterized my nutsack when a red mole was ripped off. It would not stop bleeding. So, I heated a knoif tip, and then had the Sizzling, stinking, burning flesh, quick pain and the afterburn.
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Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:30 pm to MorbidTheClown
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shin on trailer hitch
Thought you said “shite on a trailer hitch”. Would be quite the feat.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:46 pm to fr33manator
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Fellas, some of y’all will know this one, when your thrust misses it’s target and bends…
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:47 pm to rsbd
When I was 9, I fell off the roof of our house and landed back first on an old washing machine my Dad had put outside about an hour earlier. Not flat back on the lid-- back first over the part where the controls are. I bent the wrong direction in a U.
It was like something from hardcore rasslin. I figured I was dead for the first 2 seconds, but it stunned and scared me more than hurt me. Kids are wirey.
It was like something from hardcore rasslin. I figured I was dead for the first 2 seconds, but it stunned and scared me more than hurt me. Kids are wirey.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:54 pm to rsbd
Shaved the inside of my left thumb off with a table saw. just a large gash. Nothing to stitch. It messes me up every day and I feel like a jackass every time i need that small patch of skin.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:58 pm to rsbd
I ran into the hallway door and broke and dislocated my little toe. It was at a 90° angle with the rest of my foot. The initial pain was the worst, I thought I ripped my toe off.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 12:58 pm to rsbd
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:00 pm to rsbd
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Accidental things you have done to yourself that gave you tears..
Hooray for white tightees!.... They prevent that kinda bullshite
This post was edited on 9/9/21 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:07 pm to Yaboylaroy
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Touched my dick after chopping habaneros
Motherfrick. I learned my lesson. Never again.
I heard many times not to touch hot peppers with your fingers, I thought people were just being some wussies, so I paid no attention. Well one day when I'm preparing dinner, and wanted to add some extra spice so I cut up multiple habaneros. At some point after I must have scratched my balls.
All I remember is running around the house butt-naked rolling on the ground in immense pain. What finally soothed me was when the wife ran a bubble-bath for me filled with some of her feminine products. I felt very emasculated that day, but damn did it feel good.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:22 pm to rsbd
I'll take pinkie toe on the coffee table leg, for $500 Alex
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:23 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:I thought I did that on the corner of a suitcase after overdoing it on NYE
I thought I ripped my toe off
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:47 pm to rsbd
When I was a kid I got a Mann's Little George lure stuck in a birch tree. I was snatching the rod and it suddenly turned loose like a rocket into my forehead. Concussion protocol.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:50 pm to mulletproof
Doing some home run derby in college, bad pitch, I decide to just bunt it back to the pitcher. Instead it goes straight down, hits the beveled edge of the plate, and up into my junk. I had to lay down for a half hour and was trying to hold my breath so I would pass out. Didn't work.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:54 pm to rsbd
Smashing a finger fricking hurts.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 1:57 pm to calcotron
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up into my junk
some how glancing blows hurt worse.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:00 pm to calcotron
preparing to give a D50 injection
Patient was actively seizing from hypoglycemia, in haste to put the needle into the IV port I pushed the needle completely through the fat and muscle between the thumb and index finger. Of course my concerned partner was laughing his arse of at me.
Patient was actively seizing from hypoglycemia, in haste to put the needle into the IV port I pushed the needle completely through the fat and muscle between the thumb and index finger. Of course my concerned partner was laughing his arse of at me.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
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shin on trailer hitch
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:02 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I ran into the hallway door and broke and dislocated my little toe. It was at a 90° angle with the rest of my foot. The initial pain was the worst, I thought I ripped my toe off.
I am sure it hurt like hell, but I bet it was funny to watch.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:03 pm to LSUWoodworker
In high school I was climbing into a truck bed, foot slopped on the bumper.. BOOM patella (kneecap) hits the bumper and is dislocated. Hospital slipped it back in place, several years late had the 1st of 2 scopes on that leg to remove scar tissue.
Posted on 9/9/21 at 2:06 pm to fr33manator
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Fellas, some of y’all will know this one, when your thrust misses it’s target and bends…
Yep.
One time when I was pounding it I missed and found another hole... I think it hurt her more than it did me. She was screaming in pain for several minutes.
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