re: What do you do to “slow down the weekend” when it’s going by too fast?

Serious answer? If the weather is nice where you are just go outside. Take a walk or jerk off in a park or something outdoors.

Tend to my gardens for peace and quiet.

Not only do I grow marijuana, im also a fan of growing other things

I like making my own chipotle spice, I throw in some of those Hungarian black peppers sometimes. After being smoked and dried they have a great flavor

Eta

Goes great in a spicy mayonnaise for burgers too

Bourbon

Do your “planned going out” on Friday night and wake up early on Saturday/Sunday morning to complete any obligations/chores. Then you’re less stressed if something fun pops up on Saturday.

Any time things work out that way for me, the weekend seems crazy long.

Also, if you get the impending doom feeling on Sundays, go see a late afternoon movie.

I went out to the woods and chopped down a tree and drug it back to the house and chopped it into smaller fire wood pieces

I think what you are trying to say is that Saturday’s feel fake.

gotta go someplace quiet. lawn chair and a cooler. or you could go to an active boat launch with a lawn chair and a cooler

Dance recital. The longest four hours of your life.

Horse show would also be an acceptable answer.

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On Saturday mornings I just prepare for Monday