re: House has been listed a week with no offers

Nobody going to look to buy a house during coronavirus. People don’t want to walk into strangers houses

Paint. And also, add shutters to the front windows

It's much higher than 200 per square foot in old metairie.

I sold my old house for 265 a square foot just so it could be torn down.

I think the house will sell. Give it another week or so.

Maybe some bushes around that AC or something in a big pot to block it when you are sitting on the porch.

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My guess is that a fish eye lens was used to take those pictures, and the rooms don't look that big in person. That's probably why there are no offers

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You can't exactly expect a 1600 sq ft home to have huge rooms.

I don’t know why but it’s a cold, sterile looking place. It just doesn’t work.

Exterior brick needs to be painted white.

Front door needs repainting. Cabinetry needs painting, if not replaced.

AC needs fencing or disguised from outdoor seating area.

The crest toothpaste colors need to go. The red as well.

Even $125/SF seems high.

ETA: You have to hit up a Catholic bookstore and get a St. Joeseph statuette to bury in the backyard as you say the prayer with feeling and respect.

If you paid for staging get your money back. Furniture is to big and makes your house look small. Probably better with no furniture than what’s in there. And suburbs aren’t hot right now

Plant St. Joseph figure upside down in the yard. Any store within religious items will have one with instructions. When you sell the house, plant the same figure right side up in the yard of your new house.

7 days ain’t shite brah. Come back in 45 days.