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re: Toilet paper isn’t enough

Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11432 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:55 pm to
There is a guy here that has been a member for like 10 years and has something like 35 posts, and all of them are in bidet threads


I wonder if he will come out of hiding for this one?
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:58 pm to
Bidet, baw. You can even give your boys a quick rinse while you're down there. Put one in our master bedroom two years ago and dont regret a thing. Not even noticeable on the water bill and saves us cash. Just gotta teach the lil PBs to use it without using it like a SuperSoaker
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7587 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:58 pm to
I just keep a damp handkerchief in my pocket
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3977 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 5:01 pm to
I don’t know if I have complete faith in the bidet. Seems like it could half arse the job.
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 5:24 pm to
Bidet brings it to a whole new level. I don't feel clean if I don't use a bidet now.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5649 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

I never even leave my desk at work, been promoted 5 times because I'm so efficient


That’s why your post/yr metric sucks.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16928 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Bidets are coming, gonna be the best thing about socialism in this country IMO


Recently installed a bum gun. Tickles at first but after you get used to it, you can't go back to toilet paper.
Posted by CJD4LSU
Ray-Vegas, La
Member since Sep 2006
3505 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:09 pm to
What’s the O/U on how many read this while taking a poop?

I’d guess 25 is a solid place to start.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 6:10 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63564 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:12 pm to
All these females walking around daily with doo doo-smeared anuses and inner buttcheeks.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24873 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:22 pm to
Been using moist wipes for a few years now.

Can't believe people only use tp these days.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5721 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:25 pm to
Anything that’s small enough to fit in the toilet trap is “flushable”, doesn’t mean that it should be flushed. Flushable wipes are horrible for your septic system, it doesn’t break down like TP
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2133 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Bidets are coming, gonna be the best thing about socialism in this country IMO


Just wait until the Green Police require a low-flow bidet.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90599 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:32 pm to
You get up too quickly bawripe
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28608 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:38 pm to
Sometimes I forget to wipe because I’m reading on my phone. Not a big deal, dries quick.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29436 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:39 pm to
Truth.

Once you start It’ll change your life.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19441 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:41 pm to
I rub mine with cortisone crème between wipes, hemorrhoids suck.

This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 6:55 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90599 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Sometimes I forget to wipe because I’m reading on my phone. Not a big deal, dries quick.


What dries quickly?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17070 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:42 pm to
I thoroughly enjoy a good flushable wipe
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90907 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:46 pm to
Cottenelle baw
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13456 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:50 pm to
Those and gen sets. Mix it in with the mortgage and you'll never notice it.
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