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re: Any of y'all have some terrible behavior stories at a wedding?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:13 pm to al_cajun
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:13 pm to al_cajun
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Why wouldn't you have alcohol
This is a thread about terrible behavior at weddings, most of which involve alcohol. If someone wants a dry wedding, respect their choice or dont go.
As a twentysomething, I thought getting drunk and obnoxious was part of the fun. Now I realize how trashy and inconsiderate it is.
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Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:16 pm to Jim Rockford
I usually steer clear of weddings that have alcohol because of these stories. I did go to one because it was a dear friend of mine and he married a catholic girl so they had tons of booze there. I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:19 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Honestly this is why alcohol at weddings is a bad idea. How many lives and reputations need to be ruined for people to wake up. Just look at the answers in this thread.
Don't blame the alcohol. If anything, alcohol brought things to light that would have remained hidden until kids were involved. Alcohol brings out what is already there waiting to come out.
Also, I've been to a wedding where the "I don't want people getting shite faced" is the excuse to not have alcohol. I've never been to one of these terrible weddings, and all but one wedding I've attended had alcohol. It is possible to drink alcohol and not become a lunatic.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:20 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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As the reception got later, everyone was drunk and dancing, and the DJ started loosening up with bootie music....a drunk grandpa finally had enough, threw his glass of whisky at the DJ, glass shattered, music stopped, then gramps yelled out, “Turn that N***er shite off!!!!” That pretty much ended the night.
Yeah...the DJ only had one logical move remaining at that point.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:20 pm to Dubosed
Knew there would likely be an issue when I walked up and my buddy (groomsman) was directing traffic with a Coors Light and a cigarette before the wedding ceremony, and was already slurring words. Signs continued as people started to get pretty sauced with the open bar. Went home early with my parents and woke up to a "Were you there for the fight?" text. Apparently the bride's brothers jumped a groomsman (Not the traffic director), and it still took 3 of them and a cheap shot to bring him down. Thankfully most of the adults had gone home already.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:22 pm to Tiger Ryno
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I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.
exactly how i feel reading your posts...
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:25 pm to Tiger Ryno
Somehow I’ve been to at least 30 wedding receptions with alcohol and never saw one bad incident
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:27 pm to notiger1997
Groom called me while I was already seated for the wedding and said, 'Hey man, I totally forgot to schedule a ride to the church, can you come pick me up?'
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:29 pm to ThatMakesSense
I have been to Baptist wedding that was dry. They had punch and water. It sucked.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:30 pm to Pitch To Johnny
Yeah I've been the jack arse at a wedding. Was coked the frick up/drunk and did a two foot drop kick on the this massive wedding cake. Got my arse beat and my girl dumped me. Thankfully I'm 7 months sober.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:35 pm to Groovie
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Yeah I've been the jack arse at a wedding. Was coked the frick up/drunk and did a two foot drop kick on the this massive wedding cake. Got my arse beat and my girl dumped me.
"Was it worth it?"
"Totally."
Seriously that's awesome though
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:36 pm to Dubosed
Two words: Livingston Parish
My white trash cousin is into low rider trucks. He got married outside on his future in-laws property. They live in a trailer and the driveway is nothing but gravel and dirt. My mom's cousin has multiple sclerosis and was in a wheel chair, I remember seeing him try to get across the gravel and it was just sad to watch. Each member of the wedding party was dropped off to walk down the aisle in a low rider truck with the engine revving, dust blowing everywhere. After the ceremony was over, the minister asked us to carry our chairs to the pavilion where the reception would be held. We were in for a real treat, it was a pot luck reception. Members from their church each brought a dish.
My white trash cousin is into low rider trucks. He got married outside on his future in-laws property. They live in a trailer and the driveway is nothing but gravel and dirt. My mom's cousin has multiple sclerosis and was in a wheel chair, I remember seeing him try to get across the gravel and it was just sad to watch. Each member of the wedding party was dropped off to walk down the aisle in a low rider truck with the engine revving, dust blowing everywhere. After the ceremony was over, the minister asked us to carry our chairs to the pavilion where the reception would be held. We were in for a real treat, it was a pot luck reception. Members from their church each brought a dish.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:37 pm to Dubosed
I am guilty of being a shite show at a wedding. I had 2 glasses of woodford, then boom, I remember nothing for the rest of the night. Woke up in a room I had never been in still fully clothed.
Not entirely sure what I did but my friend found me passed out in the bushes by the entrance. Felt really sick the next morning so I went to the hospital, turned out I had Ketamine in my system. Someone roofied me at a wedding.
Not entirely sure what I did but my friend found me passed out in the bushes by the entrance. Felt really sick the next morning so I went to the hospital, turned out I had Ketamine in my system. Someone roofied me at a wedding.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:45 pm to RJL2
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turned out I had Ketamine in my system. Someone roofied me at a wedding.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:46 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Honestly this is why alcohol at weddings is a bad idea. How many lives and reputations need to be ruined for people to wake up. Just look at the answers in this thread.
Much alcohol was served at my reception, but no lives were ruined and a great time was had by all. Easily the best party of any kind I've ever been to.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:47 pm to Dubosed
Oh yeah, got one
One my best friend got married this past June here in Dallas. One of the groomsmen was ready to celebrate before everyone got to the venue. Nonetheless, we were dressed, waiting to make our walk in as groomsmen and the whole time he had a flask of whiskey in his jacket. He was hitting it at least every 2-3 minutes.
By time the wedding is going, he's lit. Groom's brother, crossfit swole guy, is giving him death stares making sure he's in line. He makes it through the wedding. The reception is where it went downhill.
When it came to the speeches (mom's and dad's speeches of congrats) he's going at it with another groomsmen verbally in a whisper fight. Had to split them up. Luckily groom and few others didn't hear. Comes to the dancing, guy gets up on the chair and start going nuts. Had to get him down BUT it got better. Everyone's dancing and drinking and by this time he's over the top. Guy was on the stairs with a "Caution wet sign" waving it around dancing and singing with a drink in the other hand. The workers for the venue had to grab the sign from him.
People start leaving and he's on the downhill. Sitting on the steps spitting on the reception floor. People are looking at him like "wtf". Me and another groomsmen help him upstairs to handle himself. Somewhere between then and people heading home and packing up, he gets into it with the grooms mom about he was going to drive himself home and she basically curses him out.
After about 30 minutes of convincing and ish we get him home to the hotel where everyone was staying. Some how he made it to the hospitality suite where all the liquor and stuff was. There's a group of us in there so we're thinking "Well he's at the hotel so he can keep goin if he wants, least he's not driving". Somehow, as its 4am and people are heading to their rooms. Him and a friend were going outside to smoke. We figured its all good and dipped. Somehow he gets his cousins keys and manages to drive off. Next morning I wake up in a chicks room with missed calls and text basically saying he got arrested for DWI.
We still joke about it but dang...
One my best friend got married this past June here in Dallas. One of the groomsmen was ready to celebrate before everyone got to the venue. Nonetheless, we were dressed, waiting to make our walk in as groomsmen and the whole time he had a flask of whiskey in his jacket. He was hitting it at least every 2-3 minutes.
By time the wedding is going, he's lit. Groom's brother, crossfit swole guy, is giving him death stares making sure he's in line. He makes it through the wedding. The reception is where it went downhill.
When it came to the speeches (mom's and dad's speeches of congrats) he's going at it with another groomsmen verbally in a whisper fight. Had to split them up. Luckily groom and few others didn't hear. Comes to the dancing, guy gets up on the chair and start going nuts. Had to get him down BUT it got better. Everyone's dancing and drinking and by this time he's over the top. Guy was on the stairs with a "Caution wet sign" waving it around dancing and singing with a drink in the other hand. The workers for the venue had to grab the sign from him.
People start leaving and he's on the downhill. Sitting on the steps spitting on the reception floor. People are looking at him like "wtf". Me and another groomsmen help him upstairs to handle himself. Somewhere between then and people heading home and packing up, he gets into it with the grooms mom about he was going to drive himself home and she basically curses him out.
After about 30 minutes of convincing and ish we get him home to the hotel where everyone was staying. Some how he made it to the hospitality suite where all the liquor and stuff was. There's a group of us in there so we're thinking "Well he's at the hotel so he can keep goin if he wants, least he's not driving". Somehow, as its 4am and people are heading to their rooms. Him and a friend were going outside to smoke. We figured its all good and dipped. Somehow he gets his cousins keys and manages to drive off. Next morning I wake up in a chicks room with missed calls and text basically saying he got arrested for DWI.
We still joke about it but dang...
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:49 pm to ListenLindaLSU
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Two words: Livingston Parish
, all involved in my wedding fight story were from the LP. The bride went to South Lafourche, and although there were no issues on her side, a fight at a half South Lafourche, half Denham Springs wedding was pretty much a given.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:50 pm to FieldMink
Yeah real Funny.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:51 pm to ListenLindaLSU
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After the ceremony was over, the minister asked us to carry our chairs to the pavilion where the reception would be held. We were in for a real treat, it was a pot luck reception. Members from their church each brought a dish.
Hard to argue with the efficiency here.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:55 pm to slackster
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Hard to argue with the efficiency here.
Would have been even better if they were fold out camp chairs that came in a bag.
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