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Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:38 pm to Tiguar
Here's one I just made up:
Chunk Norris is often erroneously blamed for a famous shuttle explosion.
It's not his fault he defeats every Challenger.
Chunk Norris is often erroneously blamed for a famous shuttle explosion.
It's not his fault he defeats every Challenger.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:42 pm to Martini
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, onions cry.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, onions cry.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:43 pm to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris' dick is so big it has its own dick and that dick is bigger than yours.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:59 pm to RazorTiger30
Ok. I think y'all killed it. It's no longer funny making up your own jokes.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 9:23 pm to SomethingLikeA
The last time Chuck Norris was pulled over for speeding, he let the trooper off with just a warning.
Chuck Norris can see the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris thinks Superman is a puss.
Chuck Norris was a guest on Sesame Street. The number of the day for that episode was roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris makes lemons out of lemonade.
Chuck Norris can see the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris thinks Superman is a puss.
Chuck Norris was a guest on Sesame Street. The number of the day for that episode was roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris makes lemons out of lemonade.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 10:18 pm to mtntiger
Chuck Norris was visiting a zoo and wanted to go inside the tiger cage. A trainer came in with him and stayed right behind him as Chuck sat down with the tiger. After a few minutes, the trainer said, "This animal can be unpredictable and deadly. So, get up very carefully and step backwards very slowly....
so the tiger did.
so the tiger did.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 10:55 pm to EastBankTiger
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out
Posted on 2/3/18 at 12:27 am to tigerpimpbot
They don’t run credits at the end of “Walker, Texas Ranger’...it’s actually a list of everyone he killed during filming.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 12:40 am to CatsGoneWild
When Chuck Norris falls in water,he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra finally died.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra finally died.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:39 am to Martini
Chuck Norris once jacked off inside a 18 wheeler. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 am to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a McDonalds and solved world hunger
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:01 am to CatsGoneWild
When Chuck Norris joined the military he told his dad "you're the man of the house now."
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:12 am to CatsGoneWild
This thread made my morning 
Posted on 2/3/18 at 10:33 am to brass2mouth
"Chuck Norris is suing CBS for 30 million. CBS settles for 90 million just so Chuck Norris will go away"
Posted on 2/3/18 at 10:39 am to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
Twice.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 10:47 am to Glorious
quote:
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris doesn't swim through land, the land is running away from Chuck Norris.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 11:00 am to Breesus
and you just ruined christmas with that fricking awful joke.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 11:27 am to JOJO Hammer
Chuck Norris jacked off in the ocean once, now we have sperm whales.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 11:57 am to CatsGoneWild
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
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