The Hindenburg Omen

Trump supporter here and financial advisor. I do hope the market takes a 10% dive so we can get some money into the markets.

And if it does, I think you're an absolute fool to try and blame that on Trump. Historically, it's "corrected" ~13% every single year.

Insure portfolio with VIX. Do not listen to financial advisers that don't promote this. Ever. Profit. Invariably and often. Balanced portfolio means balanced assets classes. Have a financial adviser that has you 100% in paper? Fire them immediately. If you lost money in 08 and 09, fire adviser immediately. You should have cleaned up. Always do the opposite of 90% of everyone else. Never fear. Never worry.

And finally, Praise Kek!