re: Siesta Key

From a female POV:

Chloe-is gonna be the drama girl. It was funny to me that everyone was mad at Chloe for the fight when Amanda was the one that took it to the next level and punched her in the face so bad she had surgery! They were both drunk and shouldn't have let it go as far as it did, but I'm putting more blame on Amanda than Chloe.

The ex GF-I like this girl, she's like the classy LC of the bunch. LC was kinda vanilla like her too.


The Red bikini chick Amanda-she's gonna be like the Heidi of the group. Showing off her shite all the time. Look at me! Look at me!


Kelsey chick-it's a tie between her and Juliette for who is prettiest but I think she is the classiest of the two. I hate how she always poses and tosses her hair though.

Juliette-I think she is super pretty and could be a really cool girl to hang with if she wasn't so clingy and insecure bitchy acting. She's kinda like the Cavalleri of the group.

Juliette's boyfriend-he is THE hottest guy on this show, and also seems super nice. Kelsey was being bitchy about his 6 month beach surprise which made her look petty. She lost points with me on that. I don't care how much money Alex has, he's a player and a money flaunter and I find that to be annoying. I hope they break up and he dates Alex's Ex that is actually nice and intelligent and less superficial seeming.

Alex-I was shocked to find out he wasn't ARod's son. Are we sure he isn't? Also, he's not that hot! He's a brody wanna be and he can never be as cool as Brody. He's really more like Spencer Pratt. I'm rooting for Juliette to rip his heart out.

There is way too much slow motion scenes and too much long stares. I mean way longer than Brody and LC ever did. All the hair flinging and posing is annoying. With that being said, I'm still gonna watch and hope it gets better. But there will never be another showmance like Brody and LC.

Someone is in love with Juliettes bf

DJ Pauly

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the model chick looks like a man IMO

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she has very defined cheekbones and really thick eyebrows.

like i said in a previous post, she's attractive, but not my style at all. I'd easily take juliette or amanda over her, and i think Madisson is much cuter than her too.

there's a bunch of controversy surrounding Alex- he's friends with the guys that dragged the shark in that video, he has his own video of him shooting a hammerhead (which may or may not be legal, depending on where he was), photo of him and his buddies messing with a pelican. There's also a photo of one of his buddies holding a dead dog, with the hashtag #sharkbait. Basically him and his friends are a bunch of POS that get their kicks killing animals.

There's just no way Alex comes back for another show or season (if renewed).

The whole "player" thing must be really trumped up for the show because dude has as much personality and charisma a fricking piece of driftwood. Maybe he is, but the chick perspective post had him as a douche juts like all of us thought.

Next season will probably the called "South Beach" or "The Sands" or something when once they trim the fat on the cast and relocate them to Miami.

say what you will about jersey shore or even the Kardashian show, but at least those people have personality and are entertaining to watch. I want to like this show, but it's just so awful, and the main reason is the completely uninteresting cast.

I'm convinced this show is like 95% scripted, there's no way people actually act like this.

I read an article on the pilot and creation of the show and it said that Juliette and Alex were 2 of the 4 current cast members on the show. they dated last summer briefly when the pilot was filmed and Juliette went back to college at Florida state and completely lost touch with the rest of the cast. Only when she found out the show was picked up (a year after the pilot was filmed) did she return to siesta key and reconnect with everyone. I'm convinced her and Alex aren't really dating this summer, and their relationship is 100% fabricated.

Bump to discuss the last 2 episodes.

Pauly has to be the absolute worst person on tv.