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I don't remember most the best ones and the ones I do remember probably shouldn't be shared on here

I met your mother at a party and we played a game of name the sexual position. That was quite the night.















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knuckleballer

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is the Kent Dorfman of our generation

We used to throw theme parties pretty regularly. We would have like an entire ECA apartment packed full of people drinking and bullshitting. I miss seeing the people but I don't miss funneling all those beers.

I can make you a pipe and/or a beer bong in like 3.2 seconds.

I miss all of the many many opportunities to drink while wearing outrageously dumb costumes.

I got to the point where I could throw a beer bottle over the car and hit a mile marker sign more often than not.

I could only do this while 12+ beers deep.

As for fun, I miss all of the drunk sweethearts with loose morals and tight bodies.

I miss vampire vodka until puking blood.

Playing beer pong with absolut vanilla.

Staying at buddy's place in Lafayette and fricking in every possible disgusting place.

Renaissance bar in Lafayette. The top floor was a junkie den. We would always pack it, kick the junkies out, then have a private party.

Stealing a jager machine from a bar.

Handles of captain Morgan on the beach

Being shite faced and betting a cop I could pass every field sobriety test he could offer.

Getting the shite slapped out of me in waffle house.

Watching dead sexy girls dance on pool tables.

Skinny dipping with a 15:1 ratio of women to guys.

Sex in dressing rooms.

Exam week. Adderolling.

Driving from coast to coast without sleep.

Drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. Unfortunately, I don't remember the details of the drunk nights.

Group of about 8 of us at me and my two roommates crib. The 3 bedrooms @ 4466 Alvin Dark. Could have easily cannoned a runner out from Circle K to the front door on one hop... but you got abor 8 of us and we to go ham on a madden '03 PS2 tourney with Faulk on the cover. You know it was about to go down and someone was going to have that Sapp Bucca D vs that Greatest Show on Turf. So someone may roll w/ Ravens, Ray and Reed .....

but anywho back to the story.

You see a couple hours earlier while smashing out s basketball tournament in the back of Sterling a couple of us jumped the fence and went walk in the cow pastures at the corner of Jennifer Jean and Nicholson and picked a walmart bag of shrooms for everyone. So that evening we decided we were going to turn half into GOAT SharkelBerry Fin shroom Kool-aid and we would slit up and eat the other half bag. But before doing so we all got together and decided to make a game-plan due to the last couple times not having one turned unto us wandering off with off the wall shite happening including, but not limitiled to, riding the wrong direction on HWY90 in a flat front yoda van with no back seats. But not this night, we were going into the trip with a plan in place having everyone there that we were going to be having out with that evening, and having all the smokes and Mexican dirt and snacks and whatever else, with the emphasis of the plan being, No reason to need to leavetonight.

So plans in place, shrooms dropped, console light on, controllers in the first two mans hands... so it's all moving along, maybe 30-45 minutes in a couple guys are getting th slight giggles, we all kind of looking around asking 'hey yo man you tripping at all yet?, anticipation is getting the best of us but it's starting to creep in. Now if any of y'all have ever tripped you understand what I'm talking about when i say that SOMETHING always manages to happen when you drop that completely changes the trajectory of the trip and just completely sets it off. Well that's what I would say we were waiting for, that one thing that takes us by surprises and sends us to the moon. So I guess we starting to get into the game while others probably don't even realize it's being played when Boom Boom Boom Boom loud knocking/beating on the door and everyone pauses to a silence and starts looking at each other and around the room with all the same thought of 'who and the frick? And, everyone is already here', and no one says a word." And still completely paused in place. Next thing you know the door swings open really fast and two sext little hottie run in behind it. Without hesitation both girls raise their shirts and hold them over their heads. Neither wearing a bra and both have fabulous tits, probably big Cs in SS's expert opinion. All 8 guys stunned or I'd say mesmerized when the silence is finally broken by one of the cuties saying "Oh shite we came to the wrong apartment", and when this happened my friends, the biggest most sustained roar of laughter broke out that I've ever been a part of and suspect will never experience it again. That one act completely set a trip into motion to the point that playing even a quarter more of Madden would have been physically impossible. The girls had meant to walk into our neighbors apartment, they had been friends for a while. It was our first night meeting them, but we ended up hanging with them that evening and smoking some weed and become friends with them for years after. I would bet my cheek and jawls were sore from laughing still two weeks after the incident.

For anyone that has tried psychedelics, they know what I'm talking about and how the most random shite just happens to happen when you drop.

I had missionary sex on the 45 yd line of Tiger Stadium in 1999