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I just discovered something about myself when it comes to intercourse

Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61359 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:35 pm
It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman. My body is just designed to resist such an event at all costs. It even makes my stomach sick a little to think about it, and I genuinely don't feel like I can help this one bit. Am I an immoral and bad person now?

Im pretty sure if a big/fat woman tried to copulate with me, my entire shaft would rescind deep inside me for as long as it takes...
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:36 pm to
I had sex this morning
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to
Good thing your dad didn't have that problem or you wouldn't be here.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to
you mean youre too small for it to reach through?
Posted by Darth Aranda
Naboo
Member since Dec 2016
2488 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to
So you fricked a fat chick?
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1673 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to
I agree with you, there can only be one fatass in the relationship.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:40 pm to
Basically this means you're sort of gay. I can perform with literally any cisgender woman, making me the straightest person on the face of the earth.
This post was edited on 4/2/17 at 7:41 pm
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:42 pm to
So if your just discovered this it must mean you had a fatty try to sex you and I'm guessing you couldn't get it up? How else did you "just discover" this?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman


No offense, but maybe you are misplacing the blame. Talk to your doctor.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
3898 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:46 pm to
First page fam
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman.


Why did you try?
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:50 pm to
This place is like going to Walmart or golden corral, just makes me feel better about being me
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18731 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:51 pm to
First read through I missed this part:

a fat/bigger

and thought you were coming out on TD.

Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31927 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:09 pm to
Ya know. You just seem like a complete frickhead.

It's not about the big ladies. It's about you being a self absorbed douche. You'd benefit from an arse whipping in all likelihood.......
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman


Evolution peptides bro.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:15 pm to
I won't get a full hard on with a fat chick or flabby skin chick. It's my bodies self preservation mode to prevent me from paying child support to a fattty for 18 years
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11257 posts
Posted on 4/2/17 at 9:38 pm to
I'm sure fat chicks aren't lined up outside your door, begging you to bang them. You're safe, man.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11926 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:34 am to
Are we talking Kate Upton fat or Mama June fat?
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