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How much toilet paper does your household use?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:48 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:48 am
Living with 3 women/girls it's amazing to see how much toilet paper a household can go through. I feel like I'm buying that ultra soft charmin every time or every other time I go to the groceries.
I've been watching this for awhile....My morning dropping the kids off at the pool in the bathroom off the laundry room (the woman/girls in the house dont really use this bathroom). I've had the same roll of toilet paper in there for a good while now. In the other bathrooms I swear they go through at least 4-5 rolls before my roll is out. Well this morning I go in don't look (rookie mistake) and boom the entire roll is gone. Only noticing this post-shite. I know I had half a roll yesterday. We all know what happens next....oh and I found the half roll on top of toilet in the girls bathroom. Guess that means i'm making a trip the the groceries after work.
Anyways rant over.
Side question: any of yall use those automated grocery services like Amazon where they send you stuff based on time intervals? Any recommendations?
I've been watching this for awhile....My morning dropping the kids off at the pool in the bathroom off the laundry room (the woman/girls in the house dont really use this bathroom). I've had the same roll of toilet paper in there for a good while now. In the other bathrooms I swear they go through at least 4-5 rolls before my roll is out. Well this morning I go in don't look (rookie mistake) and boom the entire roll is gone. Only noticing this post-shite. I know I had half a roll yesterday. We all know what happens next....oh and I found the half roll on top of toilet in the girls bathroom. Guess that means i'm making a trip the the groceries after work.
Anyways rant over.
Side question: any of yall use those automated grocery services like Amazon where they send you stuff based on time intervals? Any recommendations?
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 9:51 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am to tke857
I buy 45 rolls at Sams twice a year.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am to tke857
Toilet paper consumption went up 10x when I got married. It's amazing how much TP a woman uses.
I used to buy the big pack of charmin and it would last me 6-8 months. Now we buy the same pack and it's gone in 6 weeks or so.
I used to buy the big pack of charmin and it would last me 6-8 months. Now we buy the same pack and it's gone in 6 weeks or so.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am to tke857
12 rolls of toilet paper will last me 3-4 months if I'm not sick with a cold or something and blowing my nose all the time. My roommate will rail through that in a month/month and a half
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:50 am to tke857
I'm convinced my wife eats toilet paper.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:51 am to tke857
quote:
Having 3 women/girls i
There you go. It's time to talk to them about TP usage. Kids use WAY too much TP
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:54 am to tke857
Not much because I make the kids reuse theirs.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:58 am to tke857
Depends on how much porn I watch
Posted on 3/13/17 at 9:59 am to tke857
Way too much
I even wipe my face with it
is that wrong?
I even wipe my face with it
is that wrong?
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:00 am to tke857
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:07 am to tke857
I'd be worried about the women in your house's hygiene if they weren't using a decent amount of toilet paper. Especially if they're in their teens or older.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 10:07 am
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:12 am to tke857
Get a 1000 sheet roll, lasts me nearly 2 weeks.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:45 am to tke857
I swear, I think that women are responsible for the deforestation of the planet. They use so goddamn much toilet paper it's insane.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:48 am to tke857
1 square limit per excretion
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:06 pm to tke857
quote:
Living with 3 women/girls it's amazing to see how much toilet paper a household can go through.
I know the struggle, I feel your pain
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:19 pm to tke857
I have a fear of running out of toilet paper for some reason.
I live alone and have two packs of 24 rolls of Charmin Chamomile paper and an Amazon dash button for more that I use literally every time I finish one of the packs.
No clue why I'm that way, but better than living roll by roll I assume.
Per bathroom trip I have always had a rule where I use three pulls per trip. I remember back in kindergarten our teacher implementing this rule and it's always just stuck with me.
Now clearly if it's a mega shite or some crazy runs I'll use more, but I try and keep it to three pulls (like 2-3 sheets or squares per pull).
I live alone and have two packs of 24 rolls of Charmin Chamomile paper and an Amazon dash button for more that I use literally every time I finish one of the packs.
No clue why I'm that way, but better than living roll by roll I assume.
Per bathroom trip I have always had a rule where I use three pulls per trip. I remember back in kindergarten our teacher implementing this rule and it's always just stuck with me.
Now clearly if it's a mega shite or some crazy runs I'll use more, but I try and keep it to three pulls (like 2-3 sheets or squares per pull).
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:28 pm to tke857
Women in general strive for and have excellent personal hygeine. I don't think you wipe your arse enough, OP.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:33 pm to tke857
I definitely noticed a marked increase in toilet paper usage after I got married. I guess it's one of the many things we have to get used to if we want to live with the strange and mysterious beast called Woman.
And as many PIIHB jockeys we have here I'd say quit your bitching and be thankful your girl's cleaning her turd cutter out good for you.
And as many PIIHB jockeys we have here I'd say quit your bitching and be thankful your girl's cleaning her turd cutter out good for you.
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:06 pm to tke857
Tell them to stop mummy wrapping their hands and just use two sheets a wipe.
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