Absolutely ridiculous to want Miles gone.

You people are insane. You have an unhealthy attachment to the football program that prevents you from enjoying it, and you are choosing the head coach as the target for your projected ennui. It's you, not him. He's better at his job than you are at yours, and he probably has more national titles than you have credit hours at LSU (dassa nice tshirt baw).

Here's what you don't get: he isn't on the hot seat, and as long as you live, you'll never witness another coach succeed at LSU as much as Miles has. He's going to leave LSU with at least 138 wins, and you're going to deal with it, and you hold no cards. You'd think you goobers would have learned your lesson in November when you were put in your place.

Here's what you also don't get: Up until this Saturday, Miles has been a 4.0 student in terms of coaches. Correction: he's a Rhodes Scholar. His run at LSU is one of the 20 best runs of any coach at a school ever. And you dickheads want to expel him for getting a C on a single test. Well, that's fricking stupid.

Nobody owes you anything, and Miles is better than you. When he came to LSU, his highest win ever was a goddamn Houston Bowl, and not a single one of us expected him to do better at LSU than Saban did, and he proved us all wrong. A bunch of shitheads around here wanted him gone after 2008, and three years later he coached an SEC champion who went to the national title game. At least half the people here still aren't over that game's result, and it takes a fricking idiot to still be mad about a school's extracurricular activity five years after the fact.

None of you have good ideas, and none of your fap coaching candidates will ever have coaching records as good as Miles'. Give it up. You people are unhappy not because of what happens with LSU football, but because you suck in general.

All he does is prove you losers wrong, and he isn't done.

Bash LSU, and you suck.
Bash Miles, and you bash LSU, and you suck.

Geaux Tigers! STTDB