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What happens to ppl who leave shopping carts in parking lots when they die?

Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31980 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm
I hope it's the same treatment Hitler got in Little Nicky, pineapple backwards up the arse
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Speaking as someone who worked at a grocery store, and someone who shops at them, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
When the people die or the shopping carts?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120450 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Trashy AF.

Pretty sure there is a correlation between IQ and putting your cart in the corral
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101930 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Whatever the worst possible thing is, one step below that.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

I hope it's the same treatment Hitler got in Little Nicky, pineapple backwards up the arse


It's hot working out in that Louisiana parking lot in the summer isn't it.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9803 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:18 pm to
I do most of my shopping at Rouses in Thibodaux. They do not have a buggy return in the parking lot. After I unload my groceries, I bring the cart all the way back to the front of the store, not because I'm awesome, but because Rouses is awesome and they deserve that kind of respect.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142507 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
who gives a shite?

it's the assholes who break glass bottles in parking lots that deserve the ovens
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63228 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
They come back as Leslie Jones' thong.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25579 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
Who the hell pushes a buggy back to the collection area. I ain't got time for that.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34086 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
I'd love to have that set up where you put a coin in to get the cart and you have to bring the cart back to get your coin.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
What else are the autistic and mentally challenged folks going to pick up
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
Damn, I hate when clients inadvertently justify me being able to make money
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71443 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
One year in purgatory for each offense.

If they leave it in a handicapped space, they spend all eternity stuck in the traffic aisle behind a scooter whose owner had to park further away.
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
7th layer of Hell
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108785 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:25 pm to
My first job was collecting those carts at a grocery store. By leaving it out there I'm assuring future generations of young people employment.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:25 pm to
My first summer high school job was to collect carts from the vast parking lot at the Real Superstore on Greenwell Springs.

I hated the job and the fact that some of my coworkers were well into their 30's got me very focused on school, so there's that.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57833 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:29 pm to
The extra 5 steps out of the buggy boy's way isn't hurting him. Half the time they're standing around doing nothing anyway
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19441 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:36 pm to
I always put mine up or at least prop the front tires on a curb so it will not roll and hit a car.

Funny spin off - I once (as a 20 something student) worked as a Christmas tree sales guy in a strip mall. We stayed open way later than all the stores and started drinking every night about 5 pm.

Every night when I left I would ease up behind the wondering shopping cart then push it up to 75 mph across the parking lot, turn and let it go flying over this curb/bank. Fun Times

:nana:
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:41 pm to
Here while back on a hot-arse July day I was doing my usual return cart back to store and not simply to cart corral like some pussy assed bitch and as I was walking back I hear someone holler at me and it was an ol black cart guy thanking me.


Felt pretty good
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