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My 2 year old just pooped in the resort pool

Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:36 pm
With my GoPro Hero I was filming her frolick in the shallow end of the pool when suddenly I noticed something floating in front of my camera. It was a small poop nugget. I quickly looked around and noticed more...and the pool was packed.

So I quickly grabbed as many poop nuggets as I could find and discretely told my wife to get our kid out of the pool. I threw away the nuggets and took my child to the room to change the diaper.

In my silent panic I'm not sure if I grabbed all the pool nugs. There may be more floating around.

Should I call the front desk and tell them what happened (which may result in a Caddyshack cleaning of the pool which would ruin people's vacation) or should I just keep quiet?

For all I know there could be a Code Red occurring at the pool right now. I'm a little apprehensive to go back down there for a while.






This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to
So your daughter gave hotel residents Zika. Great job, killz.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to
video or it didnt' happen.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to
Never heard of swim diapers?
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to
Oh dear god, you have children?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to
For some reason I can't stop laughing
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Should I call the front desk and tell them what happened
yes. It isn't the first time.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to
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Oh dear god, you have children?



Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to
Go back down and blame on someone else's kid.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
What kind of person takes a shite in the hotel pool? Your daughter sounds trashy.
Posted by cbi8
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
Enjoy your Hep A
Posted by fillmoregandt
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
It's just a little E Coli that your daughter have to a bunch of strangers. What's the worse that could happen?
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
This is why we can't have nice things
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
I hate the fact that you reproduced
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to
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LSU Tiger Jason
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quote:

Oh dear god, you have children?




Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

What kind of person takes a shite in the hotel pool?


2 year olds. Try to keep up.

Posted by SwampKitty
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to
Sounds like a poopy day
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to
You should spank your daughter to teach her that is wrong.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:41 pm to
Yes she was wearing a swim dipe. She just filled it up without us knowing of course until some nugs popped out into the pool.

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