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re: Wife wants me to get a vasectomy

Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:49 am to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30673 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:49 am to
I would suggest you wait to see how the pregnancy and delivery goes. My wife and I discussed with her OB that in the event of a c-section we would get er tubes tied, otherwise I was having the vasectomy.

We ended up with her tubes tied and it was a very quick procedure post section.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35459 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:53 am to
I got one 4 months ago and now I'm spraying guts like I'm putting out a fire. It's great
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:55 am to
If you're so hell bent on getting it reversed before you even get one don't do it yet.

tell her to get an IUD. Paragaurd is good for up to 10 years it can be taken out whenever.

Get a vasectomy when you don't want any more kids.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:02 am to
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Two words, my friend: FROZEN PEAS!

this man knows.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4508 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:06 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Hell, I want to get one , but I married ms. Super Catholic


Get one and don't tell her
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35459 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:11 am to
Kinda hard not to notice when you have Frankenballs for a week
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39233 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:23 am to
quote:

I married ms. Super Catholic


This explains why she does not want one but why can't you get one? He level of religion applies to her. Yours applies to you.

I think she does not want you to get one because she does not want to be an obligatory receptacle.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:24 am to
They invented a new valve for your vas deferens that you can turn on and off like a switch

Look into it. Not sure if it's approved yet


A normal vasectomy is easier than getting the head of your dick pierced
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9388 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:25 am to
Raising kids is very expensive. My advice is stop at two. They will be gone and you will still be young enough to enjoy life. You do not want to be older dealing with teenage crap. Take it from me. If you want more than two and can afford it, do it now, but prepare your bank account.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:26 am to
Just keep the frozen peas inside the bag when you apply them to your balls.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:30 am to
We have two kids and I got a vasectomy 5 years ago.

In the past year or two, we both had a slight interest in having another kid but they were just thoughts

I wouldn't hate it but I don't have the urge to go through the cost and complication of a reversal.

I figure this way I'll get to retire a few years earlier hopefully
Posted by hawgndodge
Member since Jun 2009
4781 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:35 am to
I had a buddy of mine lose his wife on the operating table because he was so adamant that he wasn't getting it done. I'm sure when his kids get a couple years older that's gonna be a fun conversation. Be a man and be responsible and get it done.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:36 am to
She wants to neuter you to make you easier to house break. Don't let her get your balls, Charlie!

Pull out
Your best move

To get out of this
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Kinda hard not to notice when you have Frankenballs for a week


Yeah, that doesn't happen
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:39 am to
Only lasts a day or two.

Tell her you were playing with one of the kids and they threw a ball at your nuts. She'll think you were being a great dad and feel sorry for you that you're in pain and bring you frozen peas.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36721 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:40 am to
Do the weekend of the masters. Tell her to take kids to her moms. Drink, eat and watch golf all weekend
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:42 am to
quote:


does not make a difference in terms of orgasm feel or ejaculate. and you can throw the condoms in the trash cause now you can rawdawg dat arse as much as you want.


You married men are using condoms?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:42 am to
Do it. I had the local anesthetic and was in and it of the office in 20 minutes. Did it on a Friday and was at work on the Monday. You'll be glad you did.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39233 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:47 am to
quote:

I had a buddy of mine lose his wife on the operating table because he was so adamant that he wasn't getting it done


I call bullshite. She may have died from some complications associated with pregnancy but getting her tubes tied was not the cause of death.

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