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Gilbert Arenas asking for a 10 day contract with the Lakers

Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:00 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167765 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:00 am
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Just tried to get courtside seats to #Kobes Last home game #smdh #SOLDOUT.....But yall know I keeps a backup plan.....as I look at the end of the lakers bench AND realize what #hibbert #metta @swaggyp1 been doing all season #WatchingKobesLastSeason in those NICE #CourtsideSeats....Buss you gotta let me be down..give ya boy a #10day from (april 3rd-13th) ill pay for the seat...I dont want the seat #metta sits in...that shite so far in the corner,I thought that n***a was security last time he wore all blk #NOTHX.....dont sit me next to #nick or #hibbert they #downsyndrome looks like its catchable,NOT paying top dolla to catch what them two #n***as look like they got #NOTHX hahahaha Just as long as im on the left side of that bighead n***a #sacre NO offence bra I wanna see the #Mamba not a life size #bottlehead version of #Mrclean AND far away from #byronscott as possible...the way he coaches,hes liable put anyone in whos sitting next to him (jack nickelson #batman go get #russell and u guard #cousin's #playhard) hahahaha ..can somebody let me know who I can contact for My request demands hahahahaha



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This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 7:02 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57477 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:03 am to
I hope, for the sake of confusion, that Gilbert Arenas one day does something great for mankind and several sports arenas will be named after him.
This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 7:07 am
Posted by Boomshockalocka
Member since Feb 2004
59715 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:13 am to
that was legit funny.
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:14 am to

Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29321 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:20 am to
Anyone wanna translate this?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
48071 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:27 am to
why don't he ask the Jazz lol?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:35 am to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
58009 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:40 am to
Gilbert Arenas' fall was something to behold. From unguardable to unplayable in about 1 season.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82096 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:57 am to
Better check the stats, they're filling arenas. And they got the gats, Gilbert Arenas.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85469 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:00 am to
Holy shite that's hilarious. He don't wanna catch that contagious down syndrome that Hibbert and SwaggyP have.

Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:37 pm to
IWSH
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:38 pm to
I am not reading that hash-tag ridden blob of text.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145349 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

ill pay for the seat...I dont want the seat #metta sits in...that shite so far in the corner,I thought that n***a was security last time he wore all blk #NOTHX
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36517 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:06 pm to
This is so fricking amazing
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58174 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 2:07 pm to
Kobe does not want Gilbo taking away shots from his retirement tour.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6544 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 4:00 pm to
GA from 2007

quote:

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.
We’re humans. We live on land.
Sharks live in water.
So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.
When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”


Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67125 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:59 pm to
That's brilliant.
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