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Did cavemen fart?

Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm
Posted by The Hamburglar
McDonaldland
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm
And if so, do you think they found it humorous?
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm to
Get some sleep
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10268 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
Probably just sharted all over the place.
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4130 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
probably history's first laugh
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11584 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
Are you trying to channel mizzoukills right now? That's the only excuse for a thread this bad.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57834 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
Can you imagine the acoustics of a cave? They probably shite their drawers farting so much.

On an unrelated note, I was watching a documentary the other day, and they were saying contrary to popular belief, cavemen actually had short vocal cords and very high pitched voices.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25505 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:45 pm to
Wonder how tickled the first caveman that farted by the fire was?

Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65941 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:47 pm to
If you post less, everyone will sincerely appreciate it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:52 pm to
They probably smelled so bad with bodoy odor, they looked forward to them.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56119 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:54 pm to
I am sure they laughed when the first one got his buddy to slam some flint together as he farted...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:59 pm to
You frick up the quality of content here.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18683 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:59 pm to
Yes, but cavewomen did not.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
44024 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:00 pm to
I was posed a deep philosophical question the other day that seems pertinent to this thread......

If you knew you were home alone and heard a fart, would you be scared or amused?
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2874 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:05 pm to
Yes and yes, also ancient Egyptians were evolved to the point that they drew dick's all over their tomb walls..
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16593 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 pm to
The better question is when did society start looking down on farting in public?
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9426 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 pm to
Well, Tonda did.

LINK
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124604 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:14 pm to
Yes. They are how we know what gods may be have a sense of humor
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61385 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:35 pm to
That shat blood twice a month.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:35 pm to
Let me ask you a question



Have you ever licked a window
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16253 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 6:39 am to
Do you think they tried to tighten their butt cheeks together and push as hard as they could to make it loud as possible like I do?
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