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Is the provost the guy I need to be talking to?

Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:06 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:06 pm
Long story short, we have a lack of funding in my specific college, and even worse of a problem in my department. This has caused a lack of teachers, and now a lack of elective classes. I'm actually trying to learn about what I'm interested in, so taking completely unrelated electives seems pointless to me.

I do know that 60% of our funding was taken over the past couple of years, and obviously that has fricked us. Now, I am having grad students that haven't ever taught before teaching me junior level classes.

I have talked to a couple of teachers, the dean of my department, and the dean of my college. I am basically hitting a wall with everyone. Just teling me that the state doesn't have money isn't sufficient of an answer. Why in the hell do people need to major in English and Literature? That just wastes money and throws out completely unproductive students. Most of the people I have classes with don't even know how to correctly write lab reports. I don't need to read a book about some chick that hid in an attic while hiding from the Nazis. That has no benefit to me, and I suspect most other people.

Is the provost the guy who controls the money within the university? Do I just need to raise hell with everyone I can, or should I focus directly on him? I don't know the structure of university administration, so I don't know where to concentrate my efforts.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:07 pm to
Yeah
And remember to put your hands on his desk, knuckles up
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 7:09 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32599 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:08 pm to
Which college are you in? What is your major?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18609 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:09 pm to
I'm sure he will change his mind after talking with you. You sound completely rational and not creepy at all.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:09 pm to
It has to be the Dean of your College, and that's as high as you can go where it will get results.

You've already tried that.
Posted by Lunchbox48
Member since Feb 2009
924 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Just teling me that the state doesn't have money isn't sufficient of an answer


Yes it is. You're not special.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68487 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:10 pm to
Go to an Ivy League school lol
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85045 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:10 pm to
I don't believe one word you just typed.
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6037 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:11 pm to
Once he sees you hands I'm sure he'll find "extra funds" to get you what you need...
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:13 pm to
Just my two cents, you need to figure out who are LSU's biggest legislative allies and their lobbyists. You need to contact them and show up to their office and demand office time. Politely mind you.

What you need to do is maintain control of the schedule however. You be the one to set deadlines about when to follow up, what you are giving them time to accomplish, who they will be contacting to resolve or research your issues, and let them know you will be taking political science electives and canvassing their neighborhood districts with a story about your progress. Go on Social Media and make noise.

But contacting legislators and having them research is meaningful. Maybe try statewide types like Graves or Cassidy. Just make sure you follow up and disallow yourself from becoming a number on a folder to be filed away.

Good luck.
This post was edited on 11/9/15 at 7:14 pm
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32668 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:14 pm to
The guy you need to speak with is Leslie EdwinMiles and his desk line is 1-800-551-8900
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7837 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:16 pm to
Draw a swastika on the wall with feces, then call it in to the police anonymously.

Then go on a hunger strike until the university gives you what you want.
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4777 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Why in the hell do people need to major in English and Literature? That just wastes money and throws out completely unproductive students.


Congratulations, you've written one of the dumbest things I've read on this board.



Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:25 pm to
There's not a lot of high paying jobs for Women's Studies in Feudal Japan majors.

I hope you didn't take out student loans too.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:32 pm to
I'm a six pack deep at Shamrock.... frick it come fist up m8
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76568 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:36 pm to
Hunger strikes seem to work
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Is the provost the guy who controls the money within the university? Do I just need to raise hell with everyone I can, or should I focus directly on him? I don't know the structure of university administration, so I don't know where to concentrate my efforts.



just transfer.

You just need to calm down and understand how life really is.
Move along.
If you get into someone's face with that much power, you will regret it the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6946 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:52 pm to
Do you believe in the free market?

Well, obviously whatever you are studying is worthless.

The market decided.

Sorry bro.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11261 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 7:52 pm to
If you were in a high producing department, you would have more funding. The faculty in your unit need to be either writing more grants or having a lot more students in their courses, increasing their student credit hour productivity. I'm not at all knocking faculty or saying they're lazy. With university administration, numbers talk.

Or, the provost hates your dean & wants the college to fail. That happens, too.

It's shitty, all around.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/9/15 at 8:09 pm to
Yeah blame Anne Frank for the fact you suck at scheduling courses
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