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Thawing banana in my car's tail pipe

Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:32 pm
Yesterday I got into an argument with my neighbor, and tonight when I was taking my trash can from the side of the road I noticed something dangling out of my vehicle's tail pipe. It was a partially frozen banana. I have a feeling my neighbor is behind this because I bitched at her about her fricking pomeranian shitting in my yard. She responds by saying , "you want to be an a-hole, well I can be an a-hole too.", and that was yesterday. I feel like I should confront her about it.
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9326 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:33 pm to
Is this a euphemism?
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
Use lube
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36719 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
I'm not falling for the ole banana in the tailpipe
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164354 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
You ever read about those guys who get off to the hood of cars? Like they're women's backs or something. Weird shite.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:36 pm to
So you have a frozen banana... and that's your best option.


ETA:

Context is everything.
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38981 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:37 pm to
Look man, I ain't fallin for no banana in my tail pipe!
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9883 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:41 pm to
Neat story
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69239 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:44 pm to
don't say anything, just put a fish under the seat in her car.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:53 pm to
Watch her from your window and jerk off

Make sure she sees you jerking off
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:54 pm to
You start too many threads
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65943 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:07 pm to
Taggart?

You're it!

Stupid unbelievable thread is stupid and unbelievable.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120458 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:13 pm to
Theres always money in the banana stand
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:29 pm to
Is this the bitch?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41221 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:31 pm to
Pics? I'm pretty sure she's trying to tell you that she wants you to PIIHB.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:35 pm to
Did you wreck the buffet at the Harrow Club that morning?
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24374 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 5:53 am to
Perfect situation if you don't want a banana now but want one later
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 5:56 am to
Some of the shite people get themselves into on here is simply amazing. Some of you are so fricking stupid.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9051 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:30 am to
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

-Mitch Hedberg


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