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Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:32 am to GalvestonTiger12
If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:29 am to Sampson
my brother always try to break the ice with...
him:"whats the definition of indefinitely?"
her:"i dont know, what?"
him:"when my balls are slapping your arse, you know im in, definitely"
some laugh, most just turn away.
him:"whats the definition of indefinitely?"
her:"i dont know, what?"
him:"when my balls are slapping your arse, you know im in, definitely"
some laugh, most just turn away.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:37 am to GalvestonTiger12
"Do you wanna play war?"
"What is that?"
"I lay down and you blow the shite out of me"
"What is that?"
"I lay down and you blow the shite out of me"
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:43 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
It's a great line, women LOVE "ejaculate". It makes them moist.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:53 am to soccerfüt
Pick up lines sound great in your head when you are wasted, but then they usually come out more like this.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:57 am to Jakesonaplane
I work on the oil rigs. Come back to my place and I'll show you why they call me Gusher.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:35 am to GalvestonTiger12
"So do you like tapes and CDs?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Well, why don't I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Well, why don't I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts?"
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:53 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Back when my wife was still my girlfriend, a dude walked up and straight up asked her "Can I lee in your butt?" Lol.
I was walking back up right as it happened. I couldn't even be mad. The dude realized she was with me and we all stood there in this awkward silence for a few seconds. Then we all started laughing at the same time.
CSB and no pics of said wife.
I was walking back up right as it happened. I couldn't even be mad. The dude realized she was with me and we all stood there in this awkward silence for a few seconds. Then we all started laughing at the same time.
CSB and no pics of said wife.
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 10:40 am
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:54 am to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
after I destroy your Uranus
i lol'd
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:57 am to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
GalvestonTiger12
King of grindr
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:01 am to GalvestonTiger12
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:39 am to Jebeco
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:53 am to Nado Jenkins83
You grow up on a chicken farm?? Because you sure know how to raise a cock *grabs junk*
Posted on 9/17/15 at 10:59 am to GalvestonTiger12
Best real life one I ever heard
"Hey girl! You wanna go to my camp on Bayou Chalion?" "It aint there yet but we can still go"
"Hey girl! You wanna go to my camp on Bayou Chalion?" "It aint there yet but we can still go"
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:00 am to DennyChimes10
Are you sitting on an F5 key?
Because that arse is refreshing!
Because that arse is refreshing!
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:06 am to That's BS
quote:
Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that arse is refreshing!
Would actually be excellent in very certain circumstances.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:13 am to GalvestonTiger12
Hello, I just stuck my finger in my arse and smelled it.....huh huh huh, it smelled like vinegar....huh huh huh.....what's your name....huh huh uh....? Always worked for me!
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:15 am to GalvestonTiger12
I heard a buddy of mine fail with this one a time or two
"You must be from Ireland!"
"why you think that?"
"Cause my pee pee be Dublin"
"You must be from Ireland!"
"why you think that?"
"Cause my pee pee be Dublin"
Posted on 9/17/15 at 11:16 am to GalvestonTiger12
Say girl what your 40 time is?
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