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Funniest pick up lines
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:11 pm
Whatcha got?
After tonight there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus
After tonight there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus
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Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:11 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
After tonight there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus
fail
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:12 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
your Uranus
Funny but not for the reason you were expecting.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:13 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
After tonight there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus
did that work on you ?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:13 pm to GalvestonTiger12
walk up to a girl in the gym and say
you: "so you're in into fitness?"
her: "uhhhh..yea"
You: well how about fitness dick in your mouth?"( while grabbing your crotch)
you: "so you're in into fitness?"
her: "uhhhh..yea"
You: well how about fitness dick in your mouth?"( while grabbing your crotch)
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:15 pm to GalvestonTiger12
excuse me did you just fart?!
cuz you just blew me away
cuz you just blew me away
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:16 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them!
Because I can see myself in them!
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:17 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
your Uranus
Damn what a fail.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:18 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Ask "hey babe you want to take a shower with me"
She answers "no"
You reply "well I guess a blow job is out of the question"
She answers "no"
You reply "well I guess a blow job is out of the question"
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:18 pm to SG_Geaux
"Hey, wanna frick? I make a lot of money."
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:21 pm to GalvestonTiger12
You: ayy girl, are you an archeologist?
Her: no, lol, why?
You: because I have a bone that needs examined
Her: no, lol, why?
You: because I have a bone that needs examined
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:23 pm to GalvestonTiger12
You should edit your fail, but anyway:
Hey baby i will treat you like my homework. Ill slam you on the table and work on you all night long.
Hey baby i will treat you like my homework. Ill slam you on the table and work on you all night long.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:24 pm to GalvestonTiger12
quote:Pluto is still a planet you cocksucking piece of shite
After tonight there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:25 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds in whey
Along came a spider
And sat next beside her
And said, "what's in the bowl bitch?"
Oohhhhewwwww
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds in whey
Along came a spider
And sat next beside her
And said, "what's in the bowl bitch?"
Oohhhhewwwww
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:25 pm to ksayetiger
This thread is really embarrassing.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:26 pm to Martini
Little boy blew. He needed the money.
Ooheeewww
Ooheeewww
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:28 pm to Martini
Hey martini, are you the one that worked at olive garden? In laffy?
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:29 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Little boy blew. He needed the money.
Ooheeewww
Great pick up line dumbass
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:29 pm to ksayetiger
Jack and Jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50.
That fricking whore.
both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50.
That fricking whore.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 10:31 pm to GalvestonTiger12
You stand at a bar and look dramatic. You see a beautiful woman through the island of the bar. You motion with your finger for her to approach you. She walks over to you. You say "I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what the rest of me will do."
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